The Smurfs

[jiacinto]

Why weren't these smurfs ever added?

Alcoholic Smruf
Drug Addict Smurf
Lesbian Smurf
Gay Smurf
Terrorist Smurf
Prostitute Smurf
Senator Smurf
Congressman Surf
Governor Smurf
Army Smurf
Preacher Smurf
Transvestite Smurf
Telemarketer Smurf
Teacher Smurf
Secretary Smurf
Car Dealer Smurf
DMV Bureaucrat Smurf
OB/GYN Smurf
Protologist Smurf
Gastroenterologist Smurf

Wouldn't the show have been cooler if they had been on?

[arwalden]

1. Mafia Smurf, Pimp Smurf, Dealer Smurf

[FDRrocks]

2. Because they were Stalinist era Bolsheviks...

all the ills of society must and have been edited out of the media!

[Don_G]

3. Asskrap Was The Producer

:evilgrin:

[brainshrub]

4. How about Bush Smurf?

Or Limbaugh Smurf. (Constantly popping pills)

[FDRrocks]

5. Sleepy smurf!

is an combination of both. Does nothing useful and is always falling asleep.

btw are you the Brainshrub that Thom Hartmann always mentions that is in his chatroom?