After several hours bush is fustrated &

[moof]

calls up Cheney for some help.

chimp boy, "hey Dick would you Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."

dinky Dick "What is it a puzzle of?"

deserter, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Since dick figures that he's pretty good at puzzles and needs a few more blank checks signed, he heads over to the White house.

bush shows him to the table where he has the puzzle spread all over.

dick studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box. He then turns and says:

"First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger."

"Second, I'd advise you to put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box and tell Carl, ha ha very funny."

[moof]

1. what was wrong with this joke ?

n/t

[Booberdawg]

2. Nothing wrong with it. Yer on a roll!

I saw it last night. It was late at night so not too many people saw it. kick it during the day when most people are AWAKE, moof, and it will get better exposure. :D

[SoCalDem]

3. That joke worked like a charm.. I tried to eat a bowl of frosted flakes

bt the kitties swarmed me, and I ended up putting it down for them instead.. :)

[Booberdawg]

5. You too?

I have one kittie that goes on full scale attack when I have a bowl of cereal. But I make him wait till I'm done then he gets what's left. ;)

[moof]

4. OK, thanks, thought maybe changing the names

each time was confusing the premise but it is so difficult to even type the impostor's name. Wish someone would come up with a difinitive replacement for the selectee's moniker that really captured his complete lack of awareness. If not for being unfair to blonds " blondie" would be great. There's been very few times when reading a Blond joke that doesn't bring the spoiled brat to mind.