Random Movie Quotes

[ronzo]

"what's a nubian?"

[Richardo]

1. "Mrs. Hogwallop done R-U-N-N-O-F-T"

:D

[felonious thunk]

2. "Nihilists...

fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism...at least it's an ethos"

[arwalden]

3. Welease Wodger!!

[ronzo]

78. Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!

We are.

[joeybee12]

86. She turned me into a newt! (Pause) I got better!

You all know where that's from, dontcha?

[Redbear]

4. St. Hubbins

is the patron saint of quality footwear.

[Paul Hood]

5. Mrs. Robinson you're trying to seduce me

[Richardo]

18. "Aren't you?"

[AmandaRuth]

6. rocking

is my contribution to society

[WoodrowFan]

7. Badges?

Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges.
I don't have to show you any stinking badges!!!!


http://www.darryl.com/badges/

[Breezy du Nord]

8. I'm ready for my closeup Mr Deville

:P

[joeybee12]

66. No, I'm not wrong, and stop calling me Shirley!

[arwalden]

9. I See Dead People.

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. I like big men like you...

because when you fall down you make a big noise.

[arwalden]

11. Oh You Know How Those Creatures Are: Babble-Babble-Babble-Babble-Babble...

never let up for a minute. A lot THEY care whose lives they ruin. Oh ten-cents-a-cake! I suppose it's okay to be homespun in the country but REALLY!

[MotorCityMan]

67. She has those eyes that run up and down a man like a searchlight

I've had two years to grow claws, mother...jungle red!

Let's all have another little drinky!

Get me a bromide...and put some gin in it!

[MotorCityMan]

72. Forgot my favorite

There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in polite society...outside of a kennel!

ARWalden, you are too cool! "The Women" is one of my all time favorites!

[CBHagman]

12. "Lady, your husband ain't dead.

He's hiding."

[arwalden]

13. In a good shoe, I wear a size 6, but a 7 feels so good, I buy a size 8

[VelmaD]

22. You know I love you...

more than my luggage.

[jenm]

69. that was a great line

[mac56]

14. "Ah, come on, guys, it's so simple!...

Maybe you need a refresher course - it's all ball-bearings nowadays!"

[arwalden]

15. "It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether."

[Elidor]

16. "You're not very bright. I like that in a man."

[mitchum]

17. "Iris...now that's a pretty name"

[skypilot]

19. "I wouldn't suck your...

...lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your BALLS!!!

[Beer Snob-50]

20. It ain't over til we say it is!!

Was it over when the german's bombed pearl harbor?

The Germans?

forget it, he's on a roll!

[donotpassgo]

21. Why Ringo...you look like someone just walked over your grave...

I'm your Huckleberry.

[KFC]

23. "The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."

.

[AlGore-08.com]

24. You're the vulgarian, you fuck!

eom

[Supply Side Jesus]

35. "37 dicks, my Girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"

classic.

[SaveElmer]

25. Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape !!!

I know it is Charlton Heston, but man I love that movie!

[catpower2000]

26. I want my two dollars!! nt

[baldguy]

68. Now, that's a damn shame!

thowing out a perfectly good white boy like that.

[catpower2000]

27. The cockpit? What is it?...It's the little room in the front where the

pilots sit...but that's not important right now.

[baldguy]

71. Now Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[MountainLaurel]

82. "Just hang loose, blood"

As spoken by Mrs. Cleaver to the jive talkers.

I'll throw in a "I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue" for free.

[MotorCityMan]

85. My favorite "Airplane" line

I haven't felt this bad since that Ronald Reagon festival!

[THUNDER HANDS]

28. "It is not a matter of hope anymore, it is only a matter of time."

[GOPisEvil]

29. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? (n/t)

[HEyHEY]

30. Ah..Chasing Amy..good flick.

"Dying ain't much of a living"

[VelmaD]

31. Don't think...

it can only hurt the team.

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. "Some men just can't seem to hold their arsenic. "

[VelmaD]

33. KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

:-)

[RetroLounge]

34. "Lets make some music Colorado"

eom

[donotpassgo]

36. RAISING ARIZONA QUOTES...

"Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a Negro born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.

HI: Someone ought to sell tickets."

"Euelle: Hey, these blow up into funny shapes at all?

Old Timer: Well, no. Unless round is funny."

[underpants]

40. "That damn Reagan"

"Here's the instructions"

[baldguy]

63. Gimme that baby, you warthog from hell!

Ed's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchace.


You missed a spot.


You're not just tellin' us what we wanna hear?

HI: No Sir, no way.

'Cause we just wanna hear the truth.

HI: Well then I guess I AM tellin' you what you wanna hear.

Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?

HI: Yessir.

Okay then.

[ronzo]

79. Now, what's it gonna be young fella?

You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cuz if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

[NightTrain]

37. You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

n/t

[felonious thunk]

39. I think you're some kind of prevert

[Andyjunction]

43. Bah! you beat me to Strangelove

Favorite movie of all time.

"I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversions and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts!"

[Richardo]

47. "I've been to a World's Fair, a picnic and a rodeo....

...and that's the STUPIDEST thing I ever heard come over a pair of earphones."

[Swede]

38. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

[catpower2000]

41. Try not to suck any dick on the way across the parking lot! nt

[Supply Side Jesus]

44. "hey you, get back here!"

:)

[Bozita]

45. "I like to watch," said Chauncey Gardner.

Name that film.

[marigold20]

52. Ah, "Being There"

Ahead of its time.

[Bozita]

62. Yep, it shouldda been in the theaters in October, 2000.

Things might be different today.

[underpants]

42. "God Bless George Washington!" Now what kind of an Indian says...

God bless George Washington?"

[ohiosmith]

46. JOE PESCI USES FUCK AS AN ADJECTIVE, VERB AND NOUN IN ONE SENTENCE

'Fuck you, you fucking fuck"

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

48. "GAS!!!" "I can't help it - I'm Old!!!"

n/t

[arwalden]

49. The Poor Woman's Stone Deaf. -- Oh. Sorry. I Forgot. COME I-I-I-INNN!!

[LiberalSailor]

50. Office Space

everyday since I started working has been worse than the day before. So any day that you see me is Me having the worst day of my life
(maybe a lil bit off)

[ronzo]

81. The kind of chicks that'd double up on me do...

[woofless]

51. "Still shakin' here Boss,

Still shakin'"

[marigold20]

53. We don' need no stinkin badges...........

.

[toddzilla]

54. "that was fuckin trippy"

eom

[mbartko]

55. "Sorry your Mom blew up, Ricky." Better Off Dead

[stanwyck]

56. dupe. Sorry.

Repeat of: You're not very smart. I like that in a man..

[SweetZombieJesus]

57. "Where have you been soldier?"

"Training, sir!"

"What kind of training soldier?"

"AAAAAAAAAARMY TRAINING SIR!"

"Use enough dynamite there Butch?"

"Please Gringo, don't shoot me. Por favor."

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said, "I drank what?"

Some of mine and my dad's favorite movie quotes. I'm missing him quite a lot tonight.

[NoPasaran]

58. I am shocked!

Shocked to find gambling is going on here.

[-..__...]

59. these go to eleven.

[arwalden]

60. Put... The Candle... BACK!!

[SweetZombieJesus]

64. "Eyegore, help me with the bags"

"Certainly, you take the blonde, I'll take the redhead."

"Why don't you go where fashion sits?"
"PUGGIN AH DA RIZZZZZZZ!"

[jenm]

73. What Knockers

Oh, thank you doctor!

[baldguy]

75. HE VAZ MY BOYFRIEND!

[phaseolus]

61. "I'm having an old friend for dinner"

n/t

[Deja Q]

65. "If Picard or his crew try to intervene, eliminate them!"

"KKKAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!" was already taken! :D

[danbee46]

70. Hello...

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[baldguy]

74. I've seen things . . .

. . . seen things you little people wouldn't believe . . .
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion bright as magnesium . . .
I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate.

All those moments . . . they'll be gone.

[Kenneth ken]

76. . . .

" All right for your Nana, for girls. No, not for lads, Billy. Lads do football... or boxing... or wrestling. Not friggin' ballet. "

[ronzo]

77. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped....

[Terwilliger]

80. Are your sure there are two l's in `dollar', Gideon?

Yes!

Another two g's in bugger off!

[Spider Jerusalem]

83. "I am a meat popsicle." (n/t)

[ronzo]

84. "No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn."

[MotorCityMan]

87. What's wrong with a kiss, boy?

Why not start her off with a kiss? You don't have to go leaping for the clitorus like a bull at the gate, give her a kiss!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

88. Let's vote! "I vote for me." "Well. I vote for ME!" "I'm with you fellers