The Marlin M************ of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Yeah, yeah, buddy, great to see you, too, you little #@$&&%^*. Yeah, we'll shake hands and have trade and work together, but I ain't turning my back on you T*** (on edit). Lots of people forget how the last war started, but not us Americans. We got it burnt way down deep in our memory . . . and we even got a saying 'Remember the Alamo.' You bet, you little *&#^%@^, we ain't never gonna forget!"

[DK666]

1. How about

Who is this little gook bastard ?

[Fenris]

3. DK

Hey, I am the last person to play PC policeman, but I've had a couple of posts deleted for race-related stuff. I'm not trying to chide you, I just want to warn you that there are an awful lot of people on this board that will alert the mods for any percieved racist language, even if it is for humorous purposes. I have no problem with your post, but there are a lot of people who will.

We all know he thinks that way, but we're not all comfortable hearing it.

[skip fox]

4. MY fault as well.

I did not feel comfortable with the ^%##@&* stuff and "T***" was even probably going a bit too far, and prob. encouraging such language. I'm the last to caution PC as well, but I realize the diveresity of the board .

[DK666]

9. I agree...

I lived in Japan for several years as well as Korea and a stint in china. Its humor and If I get smacked for it so be it. But the redneck gunslinger attitude of or pResident turns my stomach. I was simply pointing that out with my tounge firmly planted in my cheek.

[Bossy Monkey]

14. Putting it in quotes helps, although it's obvious from the context

(ie a CAPTIONS thread) that you're representing Dubya's point of view.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. How About

"Jackie, man I loved you in Rumble in the Bronx"

[cosmicdot]

5. W: You think my socks are 'holy', you should see my underwear ...

[bushisanidiot]

6. Looks Like Laura's Trying To Steal Hillary's look.

I have to say.. she looks good.

(Can we start a "Lesbians Love Laura" Fan Club?? I know she'll LOVE us!! ;)

Meanwhile, AWOL remains drunk on his sorry ass.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

8. I wrote my boyish comment before I read yours!

We might be onto something here! I say Go Laura, she can do better than him.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

7. George: Hello Kitty! Hey look it's Godzilla! ...He... he... he... he....

Laura: Go git em Bushie! Dead or alive!
Prime Minister: My how I just love your sophisticated American humor!
George: Yeah, I got a million of em! You bet!


(And, isn't Laura looking charmingly boyish today?)

[Fenris]

10. W. is "sprechin'": "Hey, Kozo..."

"You know where I could get one of them 'Hello Kitty' vibrators? Christmas is coming soon and I got three women in the family to buy for. Oh, and can we play 'Dance, Dance Revolution' later? I just gotta try that. I just love that crazy Japanese techno music. I think it's cute how your womenfolk think they can sing, too! And while I'm here, my new best friend Arnold Schwarzenegger asked me to pick up a box full of that sicko Japanese porn animation. And how 'bout one of them square watermelons? I was gonna send one to Valerie Plame with a note telling her where she could shove it."

[Richardo]

11. Look at him - dude is *toasted*

:beer:

[cosmicdot]

12. W: we bushes have an age-old tradition when visiting Japan

BLOOOOOAH!


(thanks undisclosed for the spelling)

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Look! It's the UPS lady!

What can Brown do for you?

[skip fox]

15. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[AlGore-08.com]

16. Smirk: (singing) "That's why this chick - - is a tramp, Jack!"

Smirk: "Thank you, thank you. It's really great to be back here at the Godzilla Lounge at the Hiroshima Holiday Inn - - or "Horriday Inn", as my man Kato says. But I kid, because really, we're all just people under the skin. Anybody here from out of town? Having an aniversary? Okay, before we continue making the music you love to love listening to, I'd like to introduce the band. On the Casio SA-67 ($69.99 at finer WalMarts everywhere) - - Maestro Maurice 'Kato' Takahashi! C'mere, you big lug, let the people see you. Is this man a musical genius or what? Now back to work. Here's one of my favorites, and I'm sure it's one of yours. (Singing) It's koo-kooky springtime for Hitler, and Germany - - "

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

17. Kin we go see Kitchen Stadium?

Are you one of them Iron Chefs?