If I were by chance to have a weekly column, what should it be called?

[Plaid Adder]

I'm bad with titles...so I turn to my fellow evilDUers for help. If some idiot were crazy enough to let me publish a weekly column on some commie pinko leftwing website of the damned, what should I call it?

Not that I have any reason for asking,

The Plaid Adder

[MrBenchley]

1. What would the column cover?

General topics...or a specific one?

[patdem]

2. The Plaid America

We are not black nor white...nor grey. America is Plaid and greatful!!!

[BurtWorm]

3. The Good, the Plaid and the Ugly

I'm too distracted by the oblique reference to DU to think straight.

[patdem]

6. I like that....that is very good! I think Plaid should latch onto that!

barring any legal infringement problems!!!

[GOPisEvil]

4. Plaid Adder's Moltings

:shrug:

[demnan]

5. The Plaid Adder Chatter

[jono]

7. or Plaidder Chatter (nt)

[rfranklin]

8. The Straight Dope from Rush Limbaugh

or
Rush Limbaugh is a Dopehead

[ret5hd]

9. Mad Chatter from Plaid Adder (nt)

[BurtWorm]

10. That would be great for a radio show

Plaid Adder spinnin' platters in style on the extreme left of your radio dial.

[Plaid Adder]

14. I've always kind of wanted to do radio

but it would have to be talk radio. Don't know enough about music to spin platters of any kind, unless you count opera.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Stupdworld]

11. We aint shittin you

simple enough

[Abe Linkman]

12. "Words Have Failed Me"

n/t

[Robb]

13. I always wanted "The Steaming Pile"....

...always thought it would be a good name for a political commentary. :)

[tarheel]

15. How about

Plaid Adages ? :shrug: Or Plaid Said ? :shrug: Maybe Adder Matters ?