I'm a multimillionaire that FOX left behind

[NaMeaHou]

I have all the attributes to be a millionaire something on one of those shows. (I haven't watched any of them, but read responses and am subjected to the surreal commercials at times).

I don't have a million dollars.

I have hair that can be used and adjusted and stuck in place like cement between bricks.

I can't lie.
That's where they get me.

Who the hell wants to watch the results of LIES?

[Droopy]

1. I'm with you, NaMeaHou

I don't watch that crap, either.

[joeybee12]

2. I don't WATCH in the literal sense

I'll tape and fast-forward for the shirtless scenes!

[Droopy]

4. That's cool

And I don't mind if you watch it. People ought to be free to watch whatever they want for whatever reason.

[joeybee12]

5. Also, by taping I don't see the commercials!

and therefore won't patronize the advertisers!

They really are trashy shows, but this next joe millionaire does something to me.

[Droopy]

8. I know where you're coming from

You know Catherine Bell, the chick that co-stars in JAG? She does the same thing for me that that fella from the millionaire show does for you. But the show isn't worth much. A friend of mine went on the web and found a bunch of picture of her in a bathing suit and printed them out for me. Better than anything I saw on the show.

[joeybee12]

9. Haven't seen much of Jag

But I would assume there's not many opportunities to see her in a bathing suit or something revealing! Not that kind of show.

If you're lucky, you'll quit the show and move over to Fox's newest low: "Skin."

[Don_G]

3. If You're A Fox Multi-Millionare

Then you're a Faux multi-millionare with or without the answers and before the 50% tax bracket.

[NaMeaHou]

6. Don't blow the cover man

that ain't right!

[joefree1]

7. Faux News