Pat Robertson's favorite bible verse...

[xray s]

(Thank you Monty Python!)

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats.

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Amen.

[zbdent]

1. We still demand a shrubbery!

NI!

[MrScorpio]

2. Who's up for spanking and oral sex at the Castle Anthrax?

I know I am

[DivinBreuvage]

4. Did someone say spanking?

May I have another, milord? :spank:

Françoise

[Swede]

3. He probably hates these ones.

Therefore, I tell you, her many sins have been forgiven - for she loved much. But he who has been forgiven little loves little.
--Luke 7:47

For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and lose his own soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul?
--Matthew 16:26

[DivinBreuvage]

5. Or this one...

"Verily I say unto you, in that day I will toast the elfin nutjob's ass; and the burning thereof shall endure forever."

(lots of talk about smiting bottoms on this thread it seems)

Françoise

[expatriot]

6. I will forgive your sins if you... er, 'wash my feet' first... *wink wink*

*nudge nudge*

[speckledgator]

7. NI????

OH noooooooo

[newyorkdork]

8. Judge not lest ye be judged?