HAVE I EVER THREATENED TO KICK YOUR ASS ???

[Skittles]

IF SO, WHAT FOR ???

[mykpart]

1. No you haven't, but

what a lovely idea! Will you wear black leather?

[Skittles]

5. you bet

my Sunday finest

[Swede]

2. Not that I recall.

Chill out.

[Skittles]

4. YOU

JUST GAVE ME A REASON. :7

[Swede]

20. You're harshin' my mellow.

[blondeatlast]

76. The use of "chill out" is reason enough, IMHO.

[Swede]

88. Take a pill!

[JohnKleeb]

You tell me Skittles

I dont know if you have, I remember one time the day I tried to pass myself off as a long dead ancestor you thought the guy was cute and you were freaked out at the prospect it may be me. lol that was a neat day back when I worked for the airport. Sorry for the nostalgia.

[Skittles]

8. LOL

I REMEMBER . . . . I SAID BUT AREN'T YOU LIKE........*15* ??? SKITTLES REMEMBERS !!!

[JohnKleeb]

17. Yea you do

I was 15 at the time, now I am 16, and yeah why would I be dressed as a Marine, then some fucking smartass right clicks thus ruining it. You and Maggie thought he was cute lol, I kinda look like that except my eyes are really blue.

[Skittles]

21. THAT GUY

WAS A MAJOR STUD MUFFIN. Post your pic when you turn 20 and I'll make comments. :)

[JohnKleeb]

87. lol sure I guess

I kinda do look like that except more heavy and blue eyes. Just letting you know.

[JohnKleeb]

3. You tell me Skittles

I dont know if you have, I remember one time the day I tried to pass myself off as a long dead ancestor you thought the guy was cute and you were freaked out at the prospect it may be me. lol that was a neat day back when I worked for the airport. Sorry for the nostalgia.

[demgrrrll]

9. Nope. n/t.

.

[Skittles]

12. DULY NOTED DEMGRRRLL

:7

[RetroLounge]

6. Bring it on...

Thanks you Skittles, may I have another?

edit: Wow, am I on your ignore list? I guess I better work hard to piss you off so I feel part of the crowd who's been threatened.

[Skittles]

16. go see MYSTIC RIVER

Kevin Bacon finally lands in another great movie!

edit - I'd never ignore a Wisconsinite. Of all my travels as a GI brat, here and in Europe, Wisconsin was my favorite; I kid you not. :)

[RetroLounge]

22. Yeah, I heard it was good.

eom

[BurtWorm]

7. I was having a bad day once.

You threatened to kick my ass into...happiness? I think?

[Skittles]

10. TO MAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR F***ING BAD DAY

IT WORKS I TELL YOU

[BurtWorm]

19. Yes, Ma'am!

Thank you, ma'am!

(May I have another?)

:spank:

[Skittles]

26. LOL

*see post #6* :D

[BurtWorm]

29. You oughta kick my ass for that.

:D

[Skittles]

32. GO SEE MYSTIC RIVER

IF YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A GREAT MOVIE I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.

[BurtWorm]

34. Yessirree, Ma'am!!

:salute:

[WindRavenX]

11. No, but I know I'm due for it!

And I fear the Skittle wraith! :scared: :scared:

[Skittles]

14. YOU BAWSTON GALS ARE TOO EASY

:thumbsup:

[WindRavenX]

18. Easy?

Well..if I've had a few drinks...then I tip over like a cow :D

[Skittles]

24. LOL

I literally laughed out loud. You gals are FUNNY too!

[Supply Side Jesus]

13. no, but I wait with abated breath

:D

[Skittles]

15. YOU JESUS TYPES WEAR ME OUT

BEGGING FOR MORE

[SOteric]

23. No. But I'm pretty sure you'll get around to it.

[Skittles]

28. WTF??? YOU'VE BEEN HERE A LONG TIME

I......I MUST BE LOSING MY TOUCH. HEY - was that a pun???

[Don_G]

25. Am I Missing Something Here?

Gee, It's good to log on to meet you're smiling personality too.

<scarasm off>

Seriously, I do wish I knew what's happening in my crew before I tear anyone in my crew a new rear orifice and bypass their intestines.

"Been there, done that" sounds so lame unless you've done it before.

[Skittles]

30. HEY

I THREATENED TO KICK YOUR ASS A FEW MINUTES AGO; you were soliciting BIMBETTES in another thread!

[Don_G]

49. I Shelled Out 1K To Keep A Duer On Line

And off welfare; never mind the Cub's latest curse and what I paid to witness a dweeb with a hard-on after a ball.

Hey, I'm easy or would you rather I put your shapley tush on a scanner for all of DU to view "after" you kick my ass?

[oneighty]

27. Oh! Please do Skittles

Please?

180

[Skittles]

31. 180 IS MY SWEETIE PIE

NO WHIP NEEDED. :7

[Darranar]

33. No, never!

And you never will - hopefully.

[Skittles]

37. YOU'RE AN OPTIMIST, I SEE

Well, I'm not. :D

[Darranar]

38. Me, an optimist?

Anything but - except in regard to bush-bashing candies kicking my behind. :D

[jus_the_facts]

35. Nope don't think I've ever needed an ass kickin' from ya.....

.....so far so good I'd say!! :D

:hi: Susan!! :yourock:

[Skittles]

36. YOU'RE A SWEET YOUNG GIRL

I hope your dad is feeling better. :)

[jus_the_facts]

42. Thank You.....you're a sweet young girl too....

....he's doin' alright....won't know the results of his biopsy 'til Monday....so the waitin' is the hardest part...he was on vacation again this time too...guess it's just not meant for him to stop workin'...same thing happened last year...as soon as he'd decided to retire again...bam he got sick...just weird o'rama in that regard...but hopefully it's only a minor infection of some sort and he and my Mom can get back on the road to retirement and enjoying themselves once and for all!!! I so appreciate your kindness and of course all you do to make sure people in his predicament have the blood and platelets they most desperately need!! You're a true O8) Susan and I :loveya: :pals:

[Kool Kitty]

39. Er, no, I don't

think so. :scared:

[Skittles]

54. THAT'S BECAUSE

YOU BE A KOOL KITTY !!!

[Maddy McCall]

40. No, and it makes me feel ostracized...

So, kick my ass, Skittles! LOL!!

[Skittles]

55. OH ALRIGHT

I'LL SQUEEZE YOU IN THIS WEEKEND, right between GOPisEvil and Matcom; they are my regulars.

[jono]

41. No

Would you threaten to kick my ass if I threatened to lock your thread? :evilgrin:

;-)

[Skittles]

56. ME NO MESS WITH DA MOD

IM ME WHEN YOUR TOUR OF DUTY IS OVER :D

[GOPisEvil]

43. Threatened? Hell, I can't count the number of times you've kicked my ass!

:spank:

[Skittles]

57. I'LL KICK YOU R ASS

JUST FOR RESPONDING TO THIS THREAD

[lynndew2]

44. Well Jerry, I tried some fruit chews. And I have to tell her the truth.

Jerry...Skittles has been listening backstage so I guess she knows now!!

Lynndew2...I didnt mean to hurt you but, You have been away so much lately and fruit chews seduced me. I am sorry.

You woulda kicked my ASS but steve saved the day.

I will never stray from Skittles again.:(

[Skittles]

58. I............................ER................................

Lynn knows the score.............I THINK. :7

[Seneca]

45. NO!

And I am kind of jealous since you asked. :D

[Skittles]

59. PEOPLE WHO GET JEALOUS

I SHOULD KICK THEIR ASS

[Susang]

46. Not that I can remember

But if you did, I'm sure it was well deserved! ;-)

[Skittles]

60. ILLINOIS GIRLS NAMED SUSAN RULE

and the ones who WORK FOR HARLEY-DAVIDSON *ROCK* !!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[ForrestGump]

47. Yes, but you never made good on it, you big

wuss...even after I drew a target on my bottom and parked it in your path. :P

I think the reason for it was just On General Principle.

And now, y'all please excuse me while I skedaddle, exiting Stage Left, even.....

[Skittles]

61. HE BROUGHT ME A BOX OF CHOCOLATES

I ATE THEM INSTEAD OF KICKING FORREST'S ASS

[Booberdawg]

48. NOT YET!

[Skittles]

62. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS BOOBER

YOU'LL SEE

[Don_G]

50. By The Way

I've eaten Skittles candy for the first time tonight and they're delicious.

Wanna fight about that too?

[Skittles]

63. ooh, the SOUR ONES

painful but GOOD! Already done wit yo' bimbo, Don? :P

[HEyHEY]

51. yeah.....I think for whining about my bus driver

[Skittles]

64. CANADIANS ARE RIGHT BEHIND THE BIBLE THUMPERS

CONSTANTlY BEGGING FOR MORE. :P

[fishnfla]

52. YES! I"LL NEVER FORGET IT EITHER YOU ASS

I'm trying to remember what it was about. Oh it was matcom, never mind. Sorry I blew up on ya like that.......

[Skittles]

65. I'D THREATEN MATCOM

BUT HE ALREADY HAS A NOON APPOINTMENT WITH ME.

[Kenneth ken]

53. dunno

ever had anyone respond to your threat by telling you to bring a lunch...and dinner...and some friends?

if so, that was prolly me, and so yep, you musta.


I know that beneath that loud posting, you're really a sweetheart of a creampuff.

[Skittles]

68. I JUST MAILED ANOTHER CARE PACKAGE TO IRAQ

AND I DONATED BLOOD YESTERDAY. BUT I'LL STILL FIND TIME TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS AND THEN I'LL KICK EVERYONE'S ASS. YES INDEED. :P

[xJlM]

66. Not to my knowledge. Are you now?

Such silly stuff for an internet discussion board...

[blondeatlast]

78. Look out . . .

[trof]

67. I just can't remember.

You'd think I'd remember something that important, but I don't.
Maybe you did.
Threaten.
I'm pretty sure you never actually kicked it.
I think I'd remember that.
Maybe you said something like "WHAT YOU NEED IS A GOOD ASS KICKIN', BUBBA!"
Anyway...a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do.
Kick away.

[LynneSin]

69. I'll keep you in mind when I need someone's ass kicked

I threaten to sic you on them.

[VelmaD]

70. No, but I can kick yours...

if you'd like. ;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

71. Yes!

I don't even remember what for! :D

[Hubert Flottz]

72. Yes and I like when you do dat!

What For? GP I guess!

[SiouxJ]

73. Not that I recall

but way back it seemed like you had me on ignore for awhile :shrug: Or maybe I was just a paranoid newbie. ;-)

[bearfan454]

74. You would probably like to.

huh ?

[blondeatlast]

75. Yep. I consider it an honor; but I don't remember why.

[leftist_rebel1569]

77. Not me, but you did threaten

to kick the ass of a girl I had a crush on a while back...lol.

[blondeatlast]

81. I remember that!

She doesn't know how lucky she is!

[elcondor]

79. You've threatened someone on my BEHALF

for anti-Jewish comments (I complained about them in a thread). I believe your response was:

"If I would have known, I would have KICKED HIS ASS!!"

:D

[bleedingheart]

80. You wouldn't even dare!

this crazy hunky gal from Pittsburgh would kick yer ass...!!!!

;-)

[Uzybone]

82. Not me

not yet

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

83. NO I FEEL SO LEFT OUT!!!! BUT YOU HAVE THREATENED

TO LET ME BOUNCE A DIME OFF YOURS!

[goobergunch]

84. Not that I can recall (n/t)

[underpants]

85. No you don't have the balls to do it

Okay I'll just be over here waiting for the onslaught.

:bounce:

[dweller]

86. unfortunately

i'm just an old skinny white guy, and i have no ass.


dp

[patdem]

89. Skittles...if so...you would have two black eyes and nursing your broken

nose...:bounce: I am one though chick...I have been through the mill and believe me I have come out swinging!!! :evilgrin: