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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 12:35 AM
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Two voluptuous women walk into a bar
They proceed to a booth at the back of the bar & sit down with a nerdy looking guy having a beer.

A newguy at the bar asks the bartender,
" What gives with the guy those women just sat down with, They really look like they are out of his league " ?

The Bartender replies,

It's sorta odd alright, he started coming here a few days ago, all he does is sit back there and lick his lick his eyebrows once and a while.
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 01:08 AM
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1. Don't get it.
:shrug:
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Rashind Donating Member (221 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 01:11 AM
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2. His tongue is long enough to reach his eyebrows. n/t
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 01:45 AM
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3. Sorry Jim, I'm a doctor not a comedian
It probably did not help any that the punch line got messed up when we reworked it. It should read

all he does is sit back there and lick his eyebrows once and a while.
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 01:53 AM
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4. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I get it! Take a woman to see it I guess!
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 11:22 PM
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7. Ain't that the truth...though I'd be pretty grossed out if the guy...
had a tongue that long, he could like stick it down your throat!!

GGGGAAAAAAAAAGGGGG

:puke:
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 11:09 PM
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5. With the voluptuous thing going...
Thought to bring this back up to the 1st. page.
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 11:28 PM
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8. What's the Yellow Dog...
I am a member of NAPE (National Assoc. of Power Engineers) and they have some mysterious Yellow Dog ritual,which I have never partaken in, because I am never there when they do it!!

Is it like when you cross over the Equator and they spank you on the Navy Ship?? Whoohoo!

Do tell, if it doesn't endanger you too much

:+
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 11:19 PM
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6. That joke is older than I am!
Bake
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-18-03 11:29 PM
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9. Well, you can't be all that old...
1985 is pretty young haha!! Call me Mommy
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