Arroyo con Pollo of all CAPTIONS

[cosmicdot]

Philippine President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo is thinking: yada yada yada blah blah blah ... just a few hours, and he'll be gone ... wonder if Laura would like a pair of Emelda Marcos's shoes ... we still have thousands ...

[Andy_Stephenson]

1. George: "What do you get when you cross a prostitute and a midget?"

"A little fucker this tall."

[phoebe]

2. LOL - gbc - I needed that..

n/t

[rock]

3. Nah. I can only stack it this high since I fell in the polls.

[cosmicdot]

4. a kick for good measure

:dem:

[VOX]

5. "Yessir, this fine lady is the new White House maid"...

"And a fine lil' lady she is, too. Heh, heh."

:kick:

[myomy]

6. God, I had no idea this guy was this dumb.

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[Cat Atomic]

7. And-and-and theeen... we took a plane in da air and it went zoom.

[skip fox]

8. "But it's a well known fact that the further east you go, the smaller

the people. It's on account of they gotta get up so early because of the sun . . . like it rises from there, so they never get enough sleep and can't grow up all the way. The same with the animals. All the small animals live in the far east cause that's where Noah's ark made its first stop and all the little animals were just waiting to get off cause they were worried about being stomped on. It only makes sense. And their mountains aren't even very big because . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[AlGore-08.com]

9. Smirk: As I was sayin' to Condi here - -

eom

[Richardo]

10. Arroyo: "Beige. I'll think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

:D

[pdx_prog]

11. Uh...mister translator...

Please ask her, ah ah If her, uh um...I have always heard that Asian woman have horizontal poh poh's like this instead of up and down like in the good old US....could you ask her please?..

[pdx_prog]

12. And if she

Had a little flat spot on the top of her head she would be perfect...