I have always harbored a thought….

[The Lone Liberal]

That it would be nice to have been a lounge singer, you know sort like the type Bill Murray portrayed on SNL. Someone not quite good enough to break out of singing in the lounges of the local bowling alley. Just a dream that didn’t come true, maybe for the best?

What was your dream?

[Capn Sunshine]

1. Same Dream, different genre

Blues Bar Band.....
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOW!

[efhmc]

2. To live in a democracy.

And for a while I thought it was real.

[PittPoliSci]

3. ROCK STARDOM

at least on the infamously local level.

[rucky]

4. You'll always have karaoke...

Mine was to be a fire engine.

[alexwcovington]

5. Uhhh.... no.

My dreams have been as low as bus driver, though.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Backup singer for Kris Kristofferson.

How is your voice??? Are you a good singer?

[The Lone Liberal]

8. If it were I would have played the big room in Vegas.

:hippie:

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. With women throwing their underpants at you???

Or their bras????

[The Lone Liberal]

10. Better undergraments than stones I always say.

:hippie:

That makes me wonder why is there no old saying for that like “people who live in Victoria’s Secret shouldn’t throw underpants?”

Also makes me wonder about, if you purchase a pair of underpants why is it you only purchase a bra? You say that "I going to purchase a pair of gloves" logic would seem to dictate that you also say, " I am going to purchase a pair of bra" inconsistent in my way of looking at the world.

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. Let he/she who is without sin cast the first stone.

Underwear weighs less, LOL.

:hippie:

On edit: Change subject line from he to he/she.

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. I certainly would not know.

I purchase bras and underpants at separate times and at different stores. Personal preferences, etc., etc., etc. When purchasing gloves, I tend to think of them as gloves, although I do not think of a bra as bras. Perhaps because gloves are two separate items, whereas a bra is a single piece of apparel. Ahem, if you do not know that, then you have a very limited acquaintance with women's undergarments and are hardly in a sound position to comment.

Have you possibly ever considered that you are picking flyshit out of pepper? LOL.

[The Lone Liberal]

13. Lord what a disgusting saying!

Whereever did you pick that up. LOL

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. From my former boss.

Apparently you have never heard that before. Sorry for being offensive to such a sensitive mind and spirit.

[liberalhistorian]

7. To be a famous, Oscar-winning

actress and a famous, Pulitzer and/or Nobel Prize-winning writer! Okay, you can stop laughing now.

[ForrestGump]

15. Still plenty of time for that!

Though my rock superstardom is a bit overdue, to say the least.



Still, as Mick Shrimpton (the late drummer for Spinal Tap) once said, "as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll. " I'd amend that to take out the drugs but, otherwise, he was spot on...