A thought about Dick Cheney...

[chenGOD]

Ok , so no-one has seem Dick Cheney for what...a year now?

What if they've done the whole thing they accuse Osama Bin Laden of. They made thousands of soundbites and splice them together for whenever Dick needs to say something. They definitely have the technology to make this work seamlessly, could it be? Dick is actually pushing up the daisies somewhere?

Well, anyone?

[Rashind]

1. No point in it...

His office isn't that important.

[BattyDem]

2. Actually ...

I thought Dick was one of those audio-animatronic things ... you know, those life-like robots that they have at Disneyland! :evilgrin:

[LastKnight]

3. i want some of what your smoking

im one keep an open mind on conspiracy theories, but you sir, are insane lol... besides, he was on cnn not long ago...

-LK

[chenGOD]

4. How do you know he was on CNN.....

what if it was all taped...were you in the studio?

Not smoking, this came up after a few drinks. It would take the "legal" mind-altering substance to make this kind of leap of logic....

[cliss]

5. I think he's still alive

However, he does seem to be in hiding a lot, doesn't he? I always assumed it was to do his evil deeds. But since I joined the DU, I've found out that he has serious health problems. He has a big hole beneath his left ventricle, and they apparently have not fixed it.

He had a pacemaker put in 2 years ago. He's had how many heart attacks? A stroke? He apparently lives on junk food, greasy garbage.

I suspect he's laying low to protect himself from frenzied protesters. Might not be so good for his heart.

Guess money doesn't buy everything, does it Dick?

[LastKnight]

7. so thats where iraq hid the wmds...

in the massive hole in his heart, and in the gaping cavity where his soul would be!

also, he was hunting in the mid part of my state about 8 months ago... local news watched him get off the plane ect, and leave a few weeks later... ect ect... watched it live so... thats good enough for me.

[Old and In the Way]

6. When he's not running the government in his bunker,

he's doing fundraisers. Really, I think fundraisers is about his only job these days.

I hope he gets very good care in federal prison...I want him to live a long time behind bars.