A frog came in my room and I know I am not on drugs

[JohnKleeb]

[scarlet_owl]

1. A frog, huh. Are you sure it isn't a toad?

Toads have bumps and short back legs. Frogs-no bumps and long back legs.

[JohnKleeb]

3. It could well be, I cant tell the difference initally

[Maple]

2. Then pick it up

and put it outside again.

[JohnKleeb]

5. will do

[Lady Freedom]

8. CAREFULLY!!!!!!!

N/T

[JohnKleeb]

10. gotcha

[Lady Freedom]

4. hehe! That happens!

It starting to get cold, so they are looking for a place to sleep off winter.

[Darranar]

6. A frog?

Hmm...

Do you have many bugs in your room?

[JohnKleeb]

9. Its a toad I think

[Darranar]

11. So there's a toad in your room?

Any stools inside? (Bad pun.)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. Okay, John. Carefully get out of your chair and leave the house...

There has been a glut of killer frogs invading our planet through the same portal to Bizarro world that let Rummy through so many years ago.

I've attached a file here that should neuturalize the frog if played backwards.

Careful, my friend.

http://www.knology.net/~rareandfirsts/adu.wav

[dweller]

16. dont'cha have

to lick him first?

i meant the toad.
http://www.drugwar.com/yablttoadlickingblues.shtm

smoke the toad,
dp

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

17. I hope to hell you meant the toad...

(he types while laughing so hard he can't find the keys)

[JohnKleeb]

18. So the family guy episode was right

No but before I let him go I put him on my brother.

[JohnKleeb]

12. I let him go

[Darranar]

13. Good!

Freedom for the Toads!

Toads have feelings, too!

PETT!

[lynndew2]

14. Hope you taxed him and got his ABB pledge before he left!!!

[JohnKleeb]

15. Well I named him

ribbit

[lynndew2]

19. Good name John!

[dweller]

20. At least you didn't name him 'Stumpy'

http://www.realcajunrecipes.com/recipes/561.rcr

:9

dp

[JohnKleeb]

21. mmmmmmmmm cajun

:9

[lynndew2]

22. Now you made me hungry...GRRRR

[JohnKleeb]

23. not my fault

[Dookus]

24. was it purple?

[JohnKleeb]

25. of course not

[ElsewheresDaughter]

26. john don't you go lickin it...it will give you wards on your tongue

;)

[Skittles]

27. I thought it turned into a gay prince

am I thinking of the wrong fairy tale???