two frogs walk into a bar

[moof]

bartender say what'll ya have ?

the frogs reply , a grasshopper & a bluetail fly

[Dagaz]

1. Two termites walk in to a bar

They ask where is the bar tender?

[Booberdawg]

2. There was an attorney

who got home late one evening after a very

taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named

Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.

His last minute plea for clemency to the state governor had

failed and he was feeling tired and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door his wife started on

about, "What time of night do you call this? Where the hell have

you been?" and so on. Too shattered to play his usual role in

this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a very large

whisky and headed off to the bathroom for a long hot soak --

pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered

to be told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of

execution after all.

Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and

went upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the

bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear

view as he bent naked over the bath cleaning the tub.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said, at which the

attorney whirled round and screamed hysterically, "For crying out

loud woman, don't you ever stop?"