My fixed cat is horny

[demnan]

He always runs out of my apartment and runs down the hall to smell under the door where the two female cats live.

I think he fantisizes about threesomes. I can tell by the evil look in his crossed eyes.

[NaMeaHou]

1. Don't blame it all on him!

Those twins down the hall may just be playing with his cross-eyed emotions.

He may care about one, but the other is toying with him like a catnip mouse on a string.

[TheZoo]

2. Barney is the same way

I think he was fixed after he got some way back when. I haven't gotten my eldest female fixed, so she goes in to heat every now and then. Barney tries to help her, but it's apparently not the same. Whenever she starts, he has this look like "It's NOT my fault - blame him!"