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MiddleRiverRefugee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-03 09:52 PM
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I FOUND JESUS AT THE FLEA MARKET TODAY!!
Yeah, in the original unopened package, too.

For US$5.00 I got a red Trimline phone with extra long cord (c. 1975), a paperback copy of Ray Bradbury's "Farenheit 451" which I've been wanting to re-read, and Our Lord and Savior. Good day...
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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-03 09:54 PM
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1. I think it needs a jet-pack and a flamethrower.
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-03 09:54 PM
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2. I got him for my born-again-messianic-jew sister (ex catholic)
She LOVES him!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-03 09:54 PM
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3. I Found A Jesus Nightlight At The Thrift Store For $1
I couldn't resist. I put it in the guest bedroom. --- I'm sure it will thrill my mom when she visits.

Isn't it fun to find a bargain!!!???
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-03 10:05 PM
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4. Now Bush would love that.
He'd do his turkey neck gesture and say...

"You see...Jesus has returned to let us all know that my plans for globalization and the opening up of Flea Markets is the only path that will lead us to the Kingdom....praise Jesus!".
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