Two wood sprites walk into a bar

[moof]

after 15 minutes of silence Rosmary wood sprite says

well Ed what do we do now

Ed wood sprite replys

let’s see we have both tried 4 times, guess it’s time for plan nine.

[Wolfman 11]

1. don't get it.

[HEyHEY]

2. Good than I'm not the only one

[JohnKleeb]

3. dont get it either

I thought the guy wood sprite's name was Derek though :shrug:.

[Waistdeep]

5. Ed Wood

was the director of Plan Nine from Outer Space. Not very funny joke, though.....

On edit: Of course Rosemary Woods was Nixon's secretary who "accidentally" erased some of the Watergate tapes creating the famous 18 1/2 minute gap. Still not funny, though.

[TheReligiousLeft]

11. She was recording Alices Resturaunt

It lasts exactly 8.5 minutes. So she and Nixson are obsolved...

[TXlib]

4. Is this a "No Soap, Radio" joke?

[leftist_rebel1569]

6. A Wood Sprite joke!

You know, I resemble those...:grr:

[JohnKleeb]

8. You are one

[leftist_rebel1569]

I know...

It's a joke ABOUT Wood Sprites, dammit! :grr:

[JohnKleeb]

10. calm down little boy

Here go get some candy. Big people eat pot :D.

[leftist_rebel1569]

9. dupe

n/t

[moof]

7. hey, ya want better jokes supply better material

n/t