Wanna see something REALLY funny?

[CatWoman]

check out TheBigIdea in this thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=560123

[wtmusic]

1. Comparing Alan Colmes to plywood

is an insult to a material which has revolutionized the construction industry.

[gratuitous]

2. Yessss . . . Alan is a god . . . Alan is good

Waugh! <Pant, pant> Those soulless eyes, that empty-headed grin! Alan Colmes is so seductive, it made me think of changing my sexual orientation! Alan Colmes must be stopped!

[Philostopher]

3. I love performance art on DU.

This gets my vote for this week! Whatta way to start a Monday! Wheeeeeeeee!

[CatWoman]

4. TBI is on a serious roll

this is great stuff!!!

:D

[sistersofmercy]

5. Hey Catwoman, thanks! ROFL! TBI is

one of my favorite posters on DU, hasn't been in GD for a while though!

[thebigidea]

8. danke, all!

yeah, I've had a hideous flu for a while...

but back! And significantly less sneezy!

[sistersofmercy]

9. Hey TBI!

I'm glad you're back I've missed your posts! Feel Better!

[Skittles]

6. HA HA, HA HA HA HA

I laughed my ASS off. Now, how do I go about getting my own personalized ALAN COLMES?

[CatWoman]

7. I'm sure TBI will assist you

:D

[thebigidea]

10. 19.95 to the right PO box will get you a handmade Alan Colmes

crafted by Old World master uh, craftsmen. The eyebrows are VERY realistic. He comes with 15 different phrases, but all of them consist of variations of "uhhh.... eerrrr....."

for an additional $23.84, we offer a personalized autograph - sure, its inscribed to someone else - but its still downright personalized!



(and no, I don't know what that means. I TOLD YOU IT WAS PERSONAL!)

for only an additional E-Z monthly payment of 323.43, we can get it so he says "uhhh.... errrr..... skittles...." - that last word will be in a muffled, very un-Alan Colmes-sounding voice, but STILL... I'm afraid we don't offer much in the way of personalization this holiday season.

Still, if you like eyebrows - and I know I don't - you won't want to miss this fabulous stocking stuffer.


"Helllooooooo, Ladies..."


that's...

PO BOX 2334324
ATTN: Idiot
Wrestlemania, MN

[CatWoman]

11. will you fucking stop it!!!

my stomach hurts from laughing so much!!!!

:D

[Skittles]

12. s/he is f***ing killing me

I'm on a conference call - it's muted but every once in a while I do have to talk and I keep laughing. :7

[ronzo]

13. Yeah.

I was laughing out loud... too fuggin' funny. :)

[thebigidea]

14. oh no! not again!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=561942

[CatWoman]

15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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