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Sweetest Day! Sweetest Day is a holiday that is always on the third Saturday in October (a bit before Halloween). On Sweetest Day, my parents would surprise us with gifts of candies, flowers and dinner. I loved the fact that this was a holiday that could be celebrated on a Saturday and I was home from school. For those of you not familiar with
Sweetest Day , it was a day created to make someone happy. It is an occasion which offers all of us an opportunity to remember not only the sick, aged, and orphaned, but also friends, relatives and associates whose helpfulness and kindness we have enjoyed. You don't have to give a gift but you may offer some small assistance to someone that could use an extra hand at a small chore, like washing dishes or running an errand. Why not give that special person a belated Sweetest Day "IOU"!
Well, today in honor of
Sweetestday I am presenting all my visitors of the Undergroundrailroad with
cup cakes.
Happy Sweetest Day everybody! Now, it's time to get down into the Undergroundrailroad. Let's go check it out everybody! ___________________________________________________ NO PAIN, NO GAIN. FANTASY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES,( D) ? Today, we're going to do a little "dreaming". Now just for today, we're going to forget about what other's think who our 2004 candidate should be and allow ourselves to do a little fantasizing. In your wildest dreams, *WHO* would you want to run for President in 2004.
Now keep in mind. My logic here is so nuttily perfect it could well be true. But who cares! It's my fantasy and welcome to *my* perfect presidential fantasy world!
LET'S START WITH BEN AFFLECK ! Ben Affleck has a
lot in common with our "big tent" objectives at
THE DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND. Well,
J-LO would/might be First Lady and well, that would be sorta
kool. OK, back to Ben. Check out a few of his issues that might be part of his presidential platform.
"I've been a Democrat all my life. I grew up in a very strong union household, a politically active household. I don't believe in the deregulation of Social Security. I believe that that's the same kind of politics that got us in trouble with the savings and loans. I believe in a party of inclusiveness. I believe in a party that's going to work for working families, middle-income families and poor families, as opposed to one that cultivates a thinly veiled attempt to favor wealthy campaign contributors and friends. I believe very strongly in a woman's right to choose. I believe very strongly in equal pay for women. I mean, I'm not a big environmentalist, but I also don't believe we ought to so gratuitously sell out our national reserves."http://archive.salon.com/politics/feature/2000/11/08/reacts_ny/print.htmlMy second "fantasy candidate" is
Derek Sanderson Jeter. Derek Jeter Fact Sheet Birthplace: Pequannock, NJ
Astrological sign: CANCER
Eye Color: beautiful and sparkly
GREEN Dislikes: Dogs
Fears: BIG Dogs
Likes: To WIN!
Favorite Cereal: Frosted Flakes
Occupation: Short stop for THE NEW YORK YANKEES Political Future Not sure, but Derek Sells S-E-X like hot hams at Christmas! Why not sell, I mean WIN! votes with a "win" mentality? We're talking fantasy right?
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My third "fantasy candidate" is
Jerome Seinfeld aka Jerry. Birthplace: Brooklyn, DU. Occupation: One of the best observational comics ever! Also, Actor, Producer, Writer, and Dad. Best joke or the last laugh? To steal, no, I mean "WIN" elected office using his quirky humor and nice guy persona that has attracted an unprecedented number of devoted fans who have conferred upon it a kind of cult status. Political Show:
THE BELTWAY BOYS *THINK*
The Seinfeld Boys w/George, Kramer, comedian and real life bud, George Wallace and Elaine (OK bad joke). Jerry's best asset going into the political debates? "Sein" Language!
"I've never had much interest in being liked," he says, "and I think people appreciate that." Jerry Seinfeld-----------------------------------------------------------
My fourth candidate is
*NOT* a fantasy, only a name.
HILLARYShhhhhhhhhhh! Did I say it too loud?
_____________________________________ KID "Dyn-o-mite!" Strange but true: Add to the list of
Rush Limbaugh defenders stand-up comic
Jimmie Walker, the one-time "Good Times" sitcom star, famous for his exclamation "Dyn-o-mite!" Walker, who writes a right-leaning opinion column for the Jewish World Review Web site, applauds Limbaugh's job-ending ESPN remarks about Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb. "Of course Rush's comments had nothing to do with race and everything to do with the NFL's obscene
policy." And he dismisses Limbaugh's drug addiction as "a single demerit in an otherwise stellar career."
Originally published on October 16, 2003 /NY DAILY NEWS
Well, I report you decide! Check it out for yourself. The column is called INSIGHTS and the article is titled The bums' Rush - and mine
The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder
2 4 the price of 1 2-Day
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QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
1. Who would be *your* fantasy Presidential Democratic Candidate. It's just us here in the Underground, we're not here to impress ANYONE. This is about you and your fantasy. Sort of like FANTASY ISLAND except this is a fantasy in the Undergroundrailroad. I want you to *think*! Again, no need to impress, and it's your fantasy! DREAM "ON" GIMME THAT NAME?
OK, Make Your BID! Draft your fantasy (or NOT) Candidate!
2. What was the best gift you have EVER received? WHY?
3. What color are your eyes?
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OK, I'm OUTTA. See you next Monday 'IN' The Undergroundrailroad