My backyard is a porn film setup....

[Robb]

I've got four young women with shovels moving dirt outside, and I'm making the effort to stay away from the windows. Ask me anything... :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

Bow chicka bow bow

Are they wearing overalls with no shirts underneath? :D

[TXlib]

3. It's not just a sound effect

"Bow Chicka Chicka Bow Bow" is actually the name of the contractor he went with.

And note the correct porno sound effect: two chickas.

[Robb]

4. It's just hilarious....

Sports bras and shorts. I honestly had no idea when I hired this landscaping crew. This may, however, explain why they're doing so well.... the berm looks good, too. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

6. *thud*

Are they working tomorrow, too? If so, this is a good excuse to call in sick. :D

[TXlib]

7. Can you post a photo?

Please?

[Richardo]

5. wicka wicka wicka wow wow

Where the Boys Aren't 2003

[Drifter]

1. Dude ...

I'm comin over. Where do you live ?

Cheers
Drifter

[trotsky]

2. Maybe you better bring them some refreshments.

And something to drink. ;-)

[Rashind]

20. Definitely do this.

Seriously, take them some refreshments. Even if you don't get to have sex with any/all of them, it's the right bloody thing to do. :'P

[Robb]

8. Okay, it just got REALLY funny....

My middle-aged mustachioed neighbor just decided to come outside and do a little leaf-blowing. I kid you not.

Too funny....!

[GOPisEvil]

9. He's no dummy!

:D

[VelmaD]

10. I'd imagine they're used to...

that kind of junior-high behavior and aren't fooled for a minute about his sudden desperate need to do yard work. :-) Can practically see their eyes rolling from here.

[GOPisEvil]

11. You say that like it's a bad thing.

;-)

[VelmaD]

12. Well, it's bad if...

it screws up Robb's chances of scoring later when he takes them something to drink. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

13. Robb doesn't need to score...

he's got Mrs. Robb for that.

Now, if I were Robb's neighbor, I'd have to visit to borrow a cup of sugar, and then some butter, then some milk, then an egg...you see how this is going. :D

[VelmaD]

16. Hee...

I never realized you were so easy, Dude. :-)

And I never said he shouldn't envite Mrs. Robb to play too. ;-)

[speckledgator]

17. seems to be proceeding to

CAKE

[Robb]

18. I see how this is going...

My neighbor is going to bake a cake? :)

[WoodrowFan]

15. Is he sucking...

..his stomach in???

[Robb]

19. Yes, he is!

SO silly... he's still out there, BTW. Still running the leaf blower. Still getting the leaves out of that tiny patch of driveway...!

[WoodrowFan]

14. Dear Penthouse...

I never used to believe the letters you print until one day...

[HEyHEY]

21. Go on buddy! Get in there!

Ask em if they've had lunch....

[Robb]

22. One last update....

The neighbor is now tinkering with his car. I can't see he's actually getting anything done....

...And for those of you with minds in the gutter: one of the women just asked if she could use my power drill.

:silly:

[GOPisEvil]

23. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink* SAY NO MORE!

:D