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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:32 AM
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I just ate 10 sugar-free chocolate wafers. Then I read the ingredients. After the ingredient lest was the warning: "Excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect in sensitive persons."

Look out! He's gonna blow! :nuke:
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:34 AM
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1. Keep Them Away From Your Cat!!!
You don't want a double whammy!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:35 AM
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2. Did the "sugar-free chocolate wafers" come in this box?
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:31 PM
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4. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Smoooooooooooooth
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:26 PM
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3. You might want to move your desk into the restroom.
I'd hate for there to be an "accident".
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 05:07 PM
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5. Try a peanut butter sandwich...
it oughtta solidify things a bit...
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MaineDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 05:10 PM
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6. It's that sugar free chocolate crap
Umm, sorry... I meant sugar free chocolate STUFF! All of it has the laxative effect.

Good luck. ;)
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 05:11 PM
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7. Remember Olestra???
That stuff was ballyhooed as a great "improvement", but unless you liked to eat potato chips while on the toilet, they were not well received :)
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 05:14 PM
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8. It's the sorbitol
the sugar alcohol, not the chocolate. Yes, sorbitol is a laxative if you eat enough of it. LOL! Ooops! Eat some cheese too. That ought to gum up the works a little.

Man Txlib, it's gonna suck being you for a while! :D
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