How Bush does it...

[masmdu]

[Aristus]

1. I thought of that back before he was even inaugurated.

Can you imagine the test questions?

'What is the shape of the Oval Office?'

'What are the last two letters in Washington, D.C.?'

'Where is the Arlington National Cemetery located?'

'What is the official title of the President of the United States?'

Shrubbie probably had some sleepless nights with those puzzlers.

[felonious thunk]

2. The West Wing is on which side of the White House?

What grows in the Rose Garden?

A press conference is a conference with whom?

[Darth_Ole]

3. Shit, can you imagine his answers?

Q:'What is the shape of the Oval Office?'
A: Roundy-like

Q:'What are the last two letters in Washington, D.C.?'
A: 'o' and 'n'.. And my name isn't D.C.!

Q:'Where is the Arlington National Cemetery located?'
A: Arlington, Texas

Q:'What is the official title of the President of the United States?'
A: Haha!!! I'm not really president!

[Aristus]

5. LOL!! Thanks, felonious and Darth.

Those were hilarious! :D

[Wwagsthedog]

4. The book he's carrying is part of a set

He never could understand "Governorship for Dummies", or rummies for that matter. Just imagine how many of our representatives can't comprehend "Congresspeople for Arrogant, Corrupt, Thieves".

[pippin]

6. fabulous picture!