What Halloween costume should W. wear???

[skip fox]

I got an e-mail from the person that keeps bugging me to post things . . . DoubleYou, his (or her?) name is. Here's what he (she?) wrote me today.

"Look, you gotta do this for me. Ask the guys at DU what The Marvellous President Warrior-King of the United States should wear for Halloween this year. That's a great question! Let's see that they say. (I'd post it myself, but there are people watching what I do.)

P.s., thanks alot and stuff."

[amazona]

1. no need for a costume

Especially if he's just had a face peel a couple of days before. That post chemical peel cum alcoholic look is scary enough.


hide the children's eyes

[sistersofmercy]

2. Just a very large Dunce hat!

[Braden]

3. disturbing photo no charge

I was toying around when I stumbled on the King.

[skip fox]

5. I'll never be able to look at a camel again!

:toast:

[Braden]

13. I am not sure I can look at that again

[Bombero1956]

31. ahem

some people should NEVER wear skintight clothes. The man's naughty bits are sticking out

[alonso_quijano]

4. He could go as the POTUS

No one would recognize him.

[skip fox]

24. Welcome to DU alonso_quijano!

:toast:

[Aristus]

6. He'd have to take off that monkey mask first.

Ugly son-of-a-Bush-bitch.

[DuctapeFatwa]

7. You mean that's not a costume?

I had no idea he really was a chimp.

[RobertSeattle]

8. Funny wig and ride a tricycle

As one pundit remarked, Peggy Noonan would refer to this as a "Bold New Transportation Initiative"

[CanuckAmok]

9. He could go as the President of the United States...

...since Halloween is the day you're supposed to pretend to be someone you're not.

[peekaloo]

10. Considering he spends the rest of the year scaring the shite

out of the world, please, let the bastid have the day off.....and stuff.

[theivoryqueen]

11. Shark Cage

that way his swarm of lobbying CEOs and fawning GOP top notchers would be accurately represented for what they are.

[CBHagman]

12. He should dress up as a can-can dancer.

I only say that because it might make John Ashcroft CRY. And the Singing Senators could regroup and sing "The Lumberjack Song" to the Can-Can Dancer in Chief.

"I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!"

[bif]

14. Satan

n/t

[arcane1]

15. he's been wearing a President's costume for 3 years!

it's time to take that thing off!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Mosquito

or some other blood-sucking arthropod.

[paradisiac]

17. Bozo the clown

:+

[skip fox]

23. DoubleYou wrote me to respond: "Wow, Bozo! I used to LOVE Bozo!

I mean the President probably really dug him and that is a fantastic idea so you write paradisiac and tell her or him that that's a fanstastically great idea and maybe The Lovely Young Great President will take it under advicement and stuff."

Well, I did my duty. (And from me, welcome to DU paradisiac! :toast: .)

[pippin]

18. nothing

the emperor has no clothes.

[geniph]

19. All he needs is the organ grinder

he's got the rest of that costume down pat.

[Wolfman 11]

20. maybe he could dress up like the President

oh wait, he's been doing that for 3 years already but nobody gives him candy anymore

[cosmicdot]

21. Mr. Hanky

hidiho!!

[arwalden]

22. A Chimp? A Mouse?

[mlawson]

25. Ted Bundy. n/t

[alfredo]

26. Put a huge condom on him

[Nay]

27. Definitely a vampire.

He is sucking the life out of everything.

[Lisa]

28. he's got the entire Village People ensemble in his closet!

The Cowboy, the Construction Worker, the Cop, the Military Guy -- when is he going to go as the Biker?

[corarose]

29. An Al Gore Costume so he can pretend to be the real President

:kick:

[Digger]

30. Jet fighter pilot

Oh hell, I forgot, he allready wore that costume.

[newyawker99]

35. Hi Digger!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[skip fox]

39. Cute. Heidegger.

:toast:

[emad]

32. He could go in drag, dressed to look like his mother....

ain't that scary enough?

[SoCalDem]

33. Don't forget about Dick

[eileen_d]

34. One of those "The Scream" masks

[AlGore-08.com]

36. He should go as somebody who gives a damn about other people

He'd be totally unrecognizable.

[Redleg]

37. He should go as Barbara Bush- what a fright!

I dislike that woman even more after what she said about the 9 democratic candidates.

[Spirochete]

38. He should go as

an intelligent, gracious human being. nobody would recognize him; it would be the ultimate costume.