Rush: "I Don't Abuse Drugs"

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I Don't Abuse Drugs
(Sung to the tune of "I Want A New Drug" by Huey Lewis & The News)
Parody by Boot

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As sung by dope fiend Rush Limbaugh to his dittohead fans:

(instrumental intro)

I don't abuse drugs.
I got hooked real quick.
On the air, I'm a right wing star.
Criticism makes me sick.

I don't abuse drugs.
Once I looked overfed.
What I earn with my mouth is high.
It's what I prize: more bread.

Scandal is making me nervous;
Wonderin' what to do.
Scandal makes me feel like I feel when people boo.
So, I'll atone for you.

(instrumental break)

I don't abuse drugs.
Pain, I must kill.
Prescriptions cost too much,
But I got my fill.

I don't abuse drugs.
But the tabloids all say:
Sent my maid out to score at night;
Bought me drugs on the cheap, my way.

Scandal is making me nervous;
Wonderin' what to do.
Scandal makes me feel like I feel when people boo.
So, I'll atone for you.

(instrumental break)

I don't abuse drugs.
And I won't, if I could.
Pop a pill when I feel real bad.
Pop a pill so I'll feel real good.

I don't abuse drugs,
And there is no doubt.
Won't deny that I did do drugs,
'Cause I've been found out.

Scandal is making me nervous;
Wonderin' what to do.
Scandal makes me feel like I feel when people boo.
So, I'll atone for you.
I'll atone for you...

(instrumental fade)

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[arwalden]

1. Yaaaay, Boot!!!! I've been wondering where you were...

another masterpiece... as usual!

-- Allen

[captainamerica101]

2. WHAT DID YOU SAY DARN IT?

I'm sorry friend.

I JUST CAN"T HEAR YOU because I lost my hearing from too much drug use.

Love and kisses,

Rush L.




:toast:

[otohara]

3. I Like This One - Sung To "The Locomotion"

OxyContin
(Sung to the tune of "The Locomotion" by Little Eva)

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(instrumental intro)

What's Rush Limbaugh doing? Seems in a trance now.
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
We know he must have liked it; "special circumstance" now.
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
In tabloids, he is blistered now for all to see:
Addicted to illegal drugs from A to Z.
So come on, come on, and boo the OxyContin junkie.

It's got to sting his lips now.
Things gone crazy.
Trumped up? (Trumped up?)
Not fact? (Not fact?)
Well, it's true, Rush Limbaugh's eye is black, and so-o...

Now that it's all true that he took pills for pain, now
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
The tabloids caused commotion for his dittoheads' brains now.
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
Rush's vice was sleazy and he lost control.
He had a drug addiction, and it took its toll.
So come on, come on, and boo the OxyContin junkie.

(instrumental break)

He's the right wing boor hooked on OxyContin.
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
Pissed off many fans, and he knows he can't win.
(He's been taking too much OxyContin.)
Rush Limbaugh used to rant, "Drugs are sleazy to do!"
He's really quite unhappy now that some fans boo.
So come on, come on, and boo the OxyContin junkie.

He's been taking too much OxyContin...
He's been taking too much OxyContin...
He's been taking too much OxyContin...

(repeat refrain and fade)
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