Why doesn't anyone know how to kiss anymore?

[Cheswick2.0]

I was just assaulted by another Britney kiss. I have no idea who she was kissing (some girl) but they came at each other with their mouths open and their tongues out. I don't get it... exactly one man ever kissed me that way and I never kissed him again.

What is sexy about smashing your teeth together? It is like sex without forplay. Where is the seduction? I have nothing against open mouths and tongues, however I have always felt it was something you worked up to after a minute (at least) or so.

Am I horribly old fashioned or something?

[Booberdawg]

1. LOL!

Well, I like a lighter touch myself. I think it's more sexy to start out slow and work up a steam. ;-)

[Cheswick2.0]

3. if this is how all the "kids" are doing it these days......

they are in sad need of a lesson or two on what great kissing is all about.

:hi:

[Booberdawg]

6. Indeed!

:hi:

[Vitruvius]

24. They're just kids -- everybody's inept until they learn --

whether it's kissing or...

As for Britney (and what we see in the movies) -- my bet is that the little ham is chewing the scenery for the benefit of the cameras... Acting is another human activity that improves with practice.

[Maple]

2. No, you're not old fashioned

They simply don't know how to do it.

Kissing on TV lately has them dubbing in horrible schlucking sounds...gad...you could never sneak a kiss that way! The whole neighborhood would know.

Totally off putting.

Sounds like suction cups on steroids!

Love is an art...what we have today are people who are more suited to troughs.

[Cheswick2.0]

5. "suction cups on steroids"

ROFL!

[Ksec]

4. But

I try my best. Its kinda hard practicing on your hand.

[Cheswick2.0]

12. don't worry one day you will get to kiss another person

and I am telling you, if that person comes at you with their mouth wide open....run away screaming! That is not what you want your first real kiss to be like.

;););););););););)

[leftofthedial]

7. by cracky, when I was a young whippersnapper

we had to kiss all the way to school every day, five miles through the blowing snow, uphill both ways. Now THAT was some kissing!

Or something like that.

[Cheswick2.0]

10. yeah and your lips stuck together until after 3 period!

but damnitall you still got A's on all your tests!! B-)

[VelmaD]

8. I totally agree

and no you aren't old fashioned. I prefer to start soft myself.

Mmm...thanks for the reminder though. The last guy who kissed me did a lovely job of it. Warm soft kisses that leave you wanting more. :-) Much better than someone coming at you with their mouth wide open like the shark in Jaws.

[Cheswick2.0]

11. run when they start playing the theme music from Jaws at dinner

for mood music! YIKES

[furrylitldevil]

9. It's been so long I can't remember

Seriously, I'm going on over a year here with nothing.

[Cheswick2.0]

14. I've gone longer.... you won't forget how to do it

I have waited long periods between relationships for reasons of preserving my autonomy. Hope your dry spell ends soon!

[emad]

22. Thank god you said 'autonomy' and not - as I first read before

I put my glasses on - 'anatomy'!

Phew!

[samsingh]

13. it's not the teeth

but the soft feel of a tongue inside my mouth that is engaging. i love the open mouth kiss.

[Cheswick2.0]

15. I think we all do

I just don't understand starting that way.

[Syncronaut Seven]

16. Oh My!!!

I prefer to think of kissing as an intricate dance. It's own complex language. A fine meal. A form of lovemaking extroridinaire.

When Brittany, Madonna & such do it on camera it seems more like jamming cheeseburgers together at Micky D's. yech!

No, your not old fashioned, just experienced.

Harrad

[alwynsw]

17. That ain't kissing. It's TONSIL HOCKEY!

Any of you fine little babes want lessons, this manliest of men is available for lessons.

[HEyHEY]

18. It's all about movies

Movies get right to the tongue.....so I guess people do to. :shrug:

[alwynsw]

19. Not a single taker yet

...and went and had my leisure suit pressed...

[Cheswick2.0]

20. what color is your leisure suit?

Ack, my ex had a brown one and a light blue one..... both of them ugly as hell.

[Catholic Sensation]

21. Two people open mouth kissing

look like two horses going after the same carrot. I've found that trying to keep it simple works best for me.

[Don_G]

23. We Have Never Met...Yet....

:evilgrin:

[rasputin1952]

25. Dry spell here...

We're talking Sahara here!

I never considered my self as handsome, but this is a little ridiculous. Oh well, I always have the dim memories stored away in the catacombes of my mind.

:cry:

[GOPisEvil]

26. Interesting that you mention the Sahara...

...I call myself the sexual camel. One, um, episode, seems to last me for quite a long time. :evilfrown:

[geniph]

27. They might as well just lick each other's faces

like dogs. It's about as erotic. Hint: People who are not involved in the kiss do not want to see your uvula. People who are involved in the kiss should probably keep their adenoids to themselves until they start sighing and purring.

Starting off with the mouth open and the tongue out is about as erotic as using, "Brace yourself" as foreplay.