Making Kissinger Funny

[BloodyWilliam]

I saw Henry Kissinger on the Daily Show tonight and it was a rather serious interview. Now, I hate Kissinger for everything he's done since Nixon and before, but I did realize a great way to make him amusing. Anyone who loves the movie Office Space listen closely.

Just imagine Dr. Kissinger talking in his deep gravely German voice, and saying, "I believe you have my stapler?"

[LittleApple81]

1. That guy is too creepy to make him funny. How many American

soldiers lives and Asians lives and Chilean lives and.... were snuffed because of him?

[Friar]

2. I think he's the main reason

the U.S. wouldn't sign on the World Court.

[moof]

3. sorry BloodyWilliam, make kissinger funny !

that is one huge order, hold that thought & maybe in 50 years or so you could write a play about him the way Mel Brooks did with the "Producers" but as long as the weasel is still getting people killed it is just not funny. Still kudos for the attempt.

Now after the slug dies maybe the next class of Skull & bones could be tricked into digging up K's grave & stealing his skull for their collection & then have the police bust the entire group & put them & all their sick buddys in jail. Now that would be way funny.