HOLY SHIT- Ann Coulter Doll

[Loonman]

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml


Does she drop to her knees to blow the Bush doll at a the push of a button?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Does she start screaming "KILL THE LIBERALS" when you pull her string?

Of all the people to have a doll...:puke:

[underpants]

6. On war for oil"How do Hollywood liberals think their cocaine gets here?"

Click on the "Why not got to war just for oil..." line

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

45. that's the 2nd doll made of coulter

this was the first

[Maine-i-acs]

47. That's not Ann -

That's the Maria Shriver doll.

[roguevalley]

48. someone should buy them all and make a visual story of their

exploits. If someone could make costumes, it would be hilarious.

Bush in diapers. Rummy in a gestapo outfit. Anne in ... well, it
escapes me. Clinton in a superman suit. I would love to see
pictures of this. Friends of mine used to do this with Star Trek
figures. :)

I am also impressed by the comments made. Isn't it interesting
how many of them mentioned having sex with dolls, small or
enlarged and robots? What is the deal with neo-cons? They are
some twisted s**t.

[RebelOne]

2. My, oh my, this is just too much.

Did you notice what phrases she says?

[WoodrowFan]

21. what does it say?

What does "it" say? (I an not calling it a "her.")

[ithacan]

3. voodoo doll?

does it come with extra sharp pins?

[rasputin1952]

12. I would prefer...

DULL pins! :evilgrin:

[underpants]

4. Yeah that looks about the right size for Republican men.

:evilgrin:

As PJ O'Rourke once wrote (paraphrased) 'Republican women enjoy sex too and eventually they will even sleep with Republican men, that's where Republican babies come from.'

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. I noticed the phrases (BLECH!!!)

but I'm puzzled... why isn't she made out of pipe cleaners? Surely that would more realistically capture her gangly neo-con body type...

[AlabamaYankee]

26. Is the phrase, "Don't Forget Extra Batteries!" included?

It looks that way from the package.

[mhr]

7. Out of Prurient Curiosity, One Wonders if She is Anatomically Correct?

eom

[underpants]

9. I think they weigh the same

:bounce:

[rasputin1952]

14. The same thing crossed my mind...

It is good to know there are at least TWO sicko's in this world!

However. I'm in the process of bleachiing my minds eye right now.

:evilgrin:

[neuvocat]

34. I think it is.

Take a second look at that skirt because there's a bulge in it where there shouldn't be one at all.

I will give them some credit though-they got that look of perpetual anger down pat.

[jmowreader]

56. Absolutely...

Neither the Ann doll, nor the real Ann, have a brain.

[commander bunnypants]

8. My eyes, My ears.

Is there a doctor in the house?


DDQM

[baldguy]

10. I expected a pipe-cleaner dol.

It's not thin enough.

[eileen_d]

11. It's NOT a doll... it's an ACTION FIGURE!

LOL - I think it is so funny when marketing types (and those who parrot them) call dolls "action figures." God forbid anyone play with DOLLS anymore.

But back to the subject at hand... Ann Coulter can kiss my ass.

[MrBenchley]

27. Bob Boudelang's Action Figure...

"I was furious and started to tell her she was a Satan-appeaser when her savage watchdog Cujo seized Our Great Toy President and ran off with him again. I think she trained that dog to do that.
This time when I found my George W. Fighting Action Figure that you cannot prove I did not buy and lose the receipt for, his little head was chewed right off. Secret Service Agent Brown promised he would fix it, and I was not crying, either.
But what Secret Service Agent Brown did was glue the head from one of the Barbie Dolls that Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld's niece had outgrown on Our Great Toy President. So now, yes, George W. has a head but he looks like a girl and not manly.
I am almost ashamed to carry it around in public now. What I did for a wile was walk around shouting "George W. is not a girly man," and "He lost his real head," but people began to point and throw things. "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/03/88.html

(An act of shameless self-promotion)

[Kamika]

13. she needs a Disclaimer !!

Warning: buying this doll for a child (10 years old or younger) will require permanent theraphy sessions when child is older.

[DarkPhenyx]

15. How nice of them to provide us...

...with a ready made voodoo doll.

[eauclaireliberal]

16. I wonder what happens when you take of that navy blue skirt

will one find an internal notch indicating an anterior orfice, or a little pastic knob indicating a penis. The mind googles.

[eileen_d]

17. heh - one freeper's reaction

Ann Coulter doll. When ya think Barbie is just too damned fat.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1005012/posts

[GOPisEvil]

18. Hahahahahaha!

It's true - even a broken clock is right twice a day. Good call Freeper. Unless...that was one of our folks stirring the pot over there. ;-)

[noonwitch]

23. This could be fun-anyone got a Ronald McDonald Doll?

I have a Christmas card idea.

[LTR]

30. This is just plain disgusting

Freepers have no taste in women!

Behold! Some of the infinite wisdom of Free Republic:

No, it's not inflatable

Umm....to heck with the doll...how much is the real thing? I'll take two!!

can't hold a candle to the original

Is it at least anatomically correct?

Ann Coulter IS a doll. any facsimile will undoubetedly not be as good.

Obviously, they haven't seen Annie without makeup:

[demnan]

19. Did you all click on the Bill Clinton one?

Look at the quotes for that one - I did not have sexual relations. What the fuck have we come to that they build toys for right wing wackos.

[NYYFan]

20. I was really hoping this was a joke

Mommy, I don't want a Barbie doll, I want an Ann Coulter doll. Um, yeah right !

Somehow, I see this as a fantasy for some R-W wack job. (literally and physically);-)

See Ann at her anorexic crack whore best !

[ewagner]

22. ...uuuummmmm

Are the extra batteries needed for the doll or her

er...ah...accessories? :evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

24. I Think THIS Looks More Like Ann Coulter

:-)

[commander bunnypants]

25. Bawhahahhahahahahahahhahahhahah

DDQM

[Loonman]

28. Or this

[VOX]

62. Now *that's* anatomically correct!

:kick:

[xultar]

29. I'd buy it just so I could.....

rip the head off and chew on it. I bet that would make me feel so much better!
Then I'd hang the head in my car off the rear view mirror.

[Bossy Monkey]

31. "America's Real Action Heroes"? Somebody's delusional

Also they forgot the Adam's apple.

[Skittles]

32. IT USES A CAR BATTERY, NOT AA BATTERIES

:puke:

[VOX]

63. It's gonna need a generator that could power Buffalo, NY for 3 days...

With that mouth!

:kick:

[arcane1]

33. Bush, Bush Sr, Clinton, Rumsfeld, and Coulter...?

How the heck did SHE get on this distinguished list?

:shrug:


great phrases though, aren't they? :eyes:

now, if you'll excuse me.... :puke:

[Norbert]

35. Get ready to hurl

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http://www.rightnation.us/forums/index.php?showtopic=18651

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1005012/posts

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On the other hand they might just have the proper size equipment to stimulate the doll.

[ironflange]

37. Freepers are so droll when they think they're being funny

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

36. I never realized how much she sounds like a man until just now

when I clicked on "Why not go to war for oil..."

I didn't know she actually said that! What a sick, sick person she is. How would she like someone to drop a bomb on her head just for oil?

[cosmicdot]

38. is it anatomically correct?

I'm talking about the Adam's apple

teehee

[frylock]

41. comes with roll of duct tape..

so you can.. ya know.. tape up her naughty bits, so they don't dangle beneath the hem of her shorty short short skirt.

[Stupdworld]

39. id hit it

oh wait. no i wouldnt

"I do not like your cottage cheese thighs, besides, you have been with too many guys!" - group x

[skypilot]

40. I don't even want to think about...

...the "Village of the Damned"-ish little monster brat that would actually WANT one of these things.

[Submariner]

42. Ann's 1939 poster

[Cat Atomic]

43. Seriously- what is up with all the right wing idolatry?

I honestly don't get it. An Anne Coulter doll? Huh? A George Bush doll?

There are famous people that I agree with politically, but I'd never want a doll of them, or a plate with their face painted on it, or a bust, or an official prayer beads & shrine combo...

They're only people. And with Coulter, even THAT is questionable.

I'm honestly curious- what the hell is up with the idolatry? Any idea? Any psychological explanation for this weird stuff?

[skypilot]

46. It's to boost the economy.

Freepers will buy just about anything they're told to buy.

[Vitruvius]

53. Rethugs like to worship graven images -- idolatry is common amongst

primitives -- especially Rethugnicans.

And primitive idols and fetishes can be remarkably ugly -- like those wretched dolls...

[Book Lover]

44. OK, *this* is the shot across the bow

of my personal culture war. I am literally speechless. After seeing this, I sat here with my mouth opening and shutting for, like, five minutes.

OK, let's get our own dolls out there, and let's start with Al Franken.

[roguevalley]

49. I would personally like the following dolls for the Liberal play set

Brad Pitt <his wife hates repugs>

Viggo Mortensen doll, sans Aragorn finery or not <Was against war when it hurt to be against it>

Sean Penn doll <deserves props up the wazoo>

Al Franken because he'll look cute with my teddy bear collection :)

Plushies for all or plastic. Either way, I would buy.

Carville as a plushie doll. :)

[FuseONE]

50. .

Check the bottom of the box..."real american heroes" what the hell?

[DoNotRefill]

51. OMFG!!! "DON'T FORGET EXTRA BATTERIES!"

I guess it's true! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! :)

[Vitruvius]

52. I'd buy it as a PINCUSHION for my better half

if it were made of cloth, not plastic, and not so ridiculously overpriced (I hate putting money in the pockets of right-wingnut entrepreneurs). Sigh.

[BurtWorm]

54. Wow, check out the Bush doll!

He looks like a zombie!

[Cheswick2.0]

55. it comes with interchangeble genitalia

and removable silicone boobs.

[TXlib]

57. It's appropriate

She only knows how to spit out sound bytes, anyway.

[NightTrain]

58. Now, I absolutely must learn voodoo!

n/t

[corarose]

59. Where is the Adams Apple?

The Doll does not look like dAnn Coulter at all.

[mbartko]

60. Damn!

Someone beat me to it again.

[VOX]

61. Warning! Choking Hazard!

Choking, gagging, and barfing... :puke:

What a waste of perfectly good PVC!

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