HOLY ***! Ernest T. Bass attacked my workplace!

[underpants]

I get to work this morning and two of the four glass doors are covered with 1" plywood, bolted on. Curiously I ask one of the security guards (she nicknamed me 'Kidrock' Demman is 'P-diddy' for reasons we can't understand) and she had no idea. None of the microwaves seem to be missing, nor any of the TV's that are in unlocked areas. None of the computer in the cubicle farms seem to be missing. It apparently was vandalism.


Glass is every freakin' where in the lobby.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Man...I want a musical nickname!

Sorry about your doors.

[meegbear]

2. I dub thee...

Roger Whitaker.

[underpants]

3. What about Lee Greenewood?

Have we forgotten about Lee Greenewood? Thankfully yes.

[GOPisEvil]

6. Damn - I was hoping for Zamfir!

x(

[underpants]

7. I wore new grooves in my "Love story of the Panpipe" LP as a kid

I'm sure I'm not alone in that regard.

[meegbear]

8. OK, I dub thee ...

ZAMFIR!

All fear the man of the panflute!

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. Hey there Slim Whitman

How's that?

[commander bunnypants]

4. I did not even ask

No use in this pit.


DDQM

[kmla]

9. Maybe he was just tryin...

...to get the attention of his "muther-figger" (translation-mother figure)....

[Don_G]

10. What Would You Rather Do?

Enjoy the outdoors at every available oppourtunity or stare at a 4x8 sheet of plywood your employer so thoughtfully provided?

[Bunny]

11. Well, ain't you gonna call Andy and Barney?

Barney could nip this in the bud, you know.