CAPTION the Captain of the Poopship Enterpoop

[underpants]

[omshanti]

1. Scratchy on the outside, tickly on the inside

boy I love this Thai Silk stuff.... whoooo yeah...

[GainesT1958]

2. "Beam him up, Karl...

There's no intelligent life in there!":eyes:

B-)

[underpants]

3. Pickles made me this outfit from one of her dresses

:bounce:

[Philostopher]

4. And it's the darndest thing ...

There used to be a davenport that looked exactly like this at the governor's mansion back in Texas. Wonder whatever happened to that davenport?

[underpants]

6. Maybe it's the one he "tripped over" during the "pretzel incident"

He skinned it a wears its skin as a sign of victory.

Like he wears flightsuits as a sign of victory.

[Philostopher]

8. If it's like the flight suit,

We should be glad the shot is above the waist -- I don't want to know how many pairs of blue socks* he owns.

(*an old Creem magazine joke used when describing David Lee Roth's 'apparently enhanced' Spandex pants, back in the late seventies; would apply equally well to the 'apparently enhanced' flight suit)

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "Back in '68 at the frat house, you wore one of these if

you wanted to get plugged. Back then I had a week's worth."

[underpants]

7. W triumphantly lands on the USS Pimp to declare major ho-ing over

:bounce:

[Jivenwail]

9. "Tee Hee! My Mommy can beat up your Mommy!"

"'m so happy that she finally came to my defense! She's great, isn't she?"

[cosmicdot]

10. W: no, I'm serious, Laura has a closet full just like this ... really ...