Caption the Mummy (literally)

[CatWoman]

[soupkitchen]

1. Bush Bush Bush in the Bush

[underpants]

2. There's Barb, out standing in her field

:bounce:

[Richardo]

3. OWEN!!! I DREAMED LOUIS ARMSTRONG WAS TRYING TO KILL ME!!

[MissMarple]

4. George! Don't make me come down there!,

said Barbara with most particular pique.

[GainesT1958]

5. "Why should I let my beautiful mind think of all those dead soldiers...

When I can be outside doing this?" :eyes:

B-)

[GOPisEvil]

6. Let me just kick this ball back into the fairway.

You there - Mr. Photographer - you didn't see a thing! Got that?!

[underpants]

8. Oh honey that's a peach...I'm hot today

[Maine-i-acs]

7. Oooh look! A cute lil monarch butterfly ... just hatched ... FORE! (nt)

[mainegreen]

9. I can't believe

that I get away withouth paying Maine Income Tax even though I live here!

[BigDaddyLove]

10. "Darkie"..................

"Fetch me a mint julip and a foldin' chair."

[CO Liberal]

11. "Look At That Sorry Group of Cactus!"

:-)

[BurtWorm]

12. Georgie, fetch the servants! I think I killed that Newsweek photographer

finally. He needs to be disposed of. Then we'll go home and screw like chinchillas."

[cosmicdot]

13. A local said she often stands out there thinking she's "playing golf"

[alphafemale]

14. That scrubby weed-like thing was a 200ft tree 5 minutes ago...

It has pulled itself back into the ground to try to evade her evil gaze.