How quickly will this thread die? (poll)

[Chuckup]

1- By the time I get back from the head
2- About the same time it takes my husband to get off
3- Not fast enough
4- The same time it takes my wife to balance her check book
5- Like diarrhea through the eye of a needle
6- The same time it took Dubya to ruin the American economy
7- When I decide to stop posting replies
8- It can't come soon enough

?

5

[goobergunch]

1. You're just jealous of the Eternal Thread.... (n/t)

[Darranar]

2. Kick!

[mbartko]

3. Sorry, I'm saving all my kicks

for the real never-ending thread. Accept no substitutes.