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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-03 09:18 PM
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Masturbation is self-improvement
if you do it right.

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Wolfman 11 Donating Member (444 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-03 09:19 PM
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1. I should be nearing the pinnacle of perfection
any day now.
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oxymoron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-03 09:22 PM
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2. I hate to disagree but...
my right arm is far more developed than my left.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-03 09:47 PM
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3. If true, I achieved perfection aroudn my 16th birthday
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-21-03 09:55 PM
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4. Can't be true
I'm 26 and I have yet to throw any lightening bolts or haul the sun across the sky in a chariot.

But then again, I can do a one arm pull up with my right arm, and toss a football over 55 yards.
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