BVD: Tho?ngs headed for a big takedown!

[Hubert Flottz]

The Repub controlled Congress is banding together as I type to outlaw Th?ngs! The Repus are upset because none of them can wear TH?ngs anymore! They can't wear Th?ngs now because, Th?ngs fail to protect their rectal area properly! The Repubs are starting to understand that the voting public ain't too happy about their lockstep looting of America!

Now folks, a tiny string won't begin to cover a Garden Variety Repub Rump these Daze! What The Repubs need are some Mudflaps off of Mack Diesels to cover their backsides!

[matcom]

1. i hear Ann Coulter wears her backwards!

and that is why (due to the pressure on her 'thingy') she sports an adams apple! if she keeps it up, that goiter in her neck may actually EXPLODE!

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I think her Drawers are made of 80 Grit Sandpaper!

She gets rubbed the wrong way a lot and I'll bet she likes it!

[Hubert Flottz]

4. You Mean She Wears A Push Up Th?ng?

There ain't enough meat on her arse to fry her ears in! Legs like Miz Oyl!

Ann comes in handy around here! Sometimes my Hound Dawg gets in these foul moods when he don't want to eat! I just find a political program on a fare and unbalanced network, with dAnn on there blatherin' her usual bizarre venom! Then, I show the old hound Ann on my TV and say, "Here is exactly what you are going to look like if you don't eat your Gravy Train!"

The last time I had to do that to the poor Dawg, it put the fear of Gawd in him so bad he ate every meal for 6 months!

[La_Serpiente]

3. What? They want to prohibit butt floss?

They MIGHT AS WELL ban ass chaps then.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Too late, They All Have Perpetual Chapped Asses!

That's why they always wear their WAR FACE! They need more Red Arse Salve than China can produce is the problem, I think!

[DivinBreuvage]

6. Hey now!

Let's leave the big-butted people out of this. Lots of us are Democrats.

Françoise

[opihimoimoi]

7. Thon*s are back, great. Its been awhile.

Coaltar's smega neck needs a thon* tourniquet these days to save the world from her erupting shit .

Damn,

Come, we go snowboarding Mauna Kea.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Smegma on the brain is a horror to witness, but that's dAnne's ...

cross to bear! I think all the right wing talking dummys are on the same shit that Rush shoots or snorts! Maybe Rush's housekeeper can import the needed tons of Read Arse Salve in time to save mankind!

The Repubs got hold of the Viagra from Bob Dole and have screwed everybody in America for 3 years now! Bush has constant flashbacks and sees Gawd in 3D, while his fingers are on the 'Big Red Buttons'! Lazer Beams and mushroom clouds from Iraq are forecast nonstop by Bushco! Are they stoned or stupid?

Come we restock the fallout shelter and check for dryrotted duct tape!

[Hubert Flottz]

9. There is a huge difference between big butts and big assholes!

RePumps suffer from the latter! Bush sneaked around before the war and told all the Repumps and some rose garden variety Demopubs that Saddam was working on a top secret 'Shrink Ray'!(Preperation H Ray) Any hemorrhoid Is Skeerd of being shrunk, so Bush easily tricked them into voting for the war!

[DivinBreuvage]

10. ROTFL Hubert!

I never considered the motiviation of hemmorhoids before. Very funny!

Françoise (squeezing her big liberal rump back into the chair)

[oneighty]

11. Thongs

180 never got much into thongs (Panties either, now that I think of it), but about thongs all I can think of is "Monster Ball". Sigh.
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