Need help finding a job!

[Superfly]

After posting my qualifications in a resume that I thought was quite impressive, I thought I'd appeal to the DU crowd with my less tangible qualities:

Wanted: A Job....my qualifications
- Really tall
- Can usually stay awake at work
- Mostly punctual
- I speak good English
- Went to school for 18 years
- Prodigous and accomplished beer drinker
- Excels at social events
- Low body odor, most of the time


So, anybody want to give me a job?

[demnan]

1. You're hired

We need some people with low body odor around here! :crazy:

[Superfly]

2. I said "most the time"

so I can't guarantee that I'll be odor free all the time. Do I still have the job?

[Township75]

6. Does that mean that your HOT wife is looking for a sugar daddy now?

Because if she is.......:)

[northzax]

3. well from what I can tell

you should live off the trust fund for another 20 years and then run for President. seems you qualify quite well!

[tom_paine]

4. I hate my job, too, superfly.

And it's only getting worse.

In the Bushevik Enronomy, I suppose e should be happy that we even have jobs.

[geniph]

5. Darn it, I wish you hadn't said that about the BO

it reminded me that I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I'm sure my coworkers were anxious to tell me about it.

[HEyHEY]

7. Don't now.....not much call for really tall guys

Are you able to be really short too?