Are you a pervert?

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: Are you a pervert?

Well are ya?


Note: I'M KIDDING!

[GainesT1958]

1. Hmmm...that second one...

Got a vote...does that mean Ahhnold is secretly trolling here?:eyes:

B-)

[La_Serpiente]

2. Haven't you ever wanted to get a little

"Kinky"???

[HEyHEY]

3. I've just wanted to get a little anything

[arcane1]

4. lol

little, big... it's all good! :D

[On the Road]

5. This is the Best Poll Ever!

LOL :D

[Bossy Monkey]

22. Thanks!

Send money!

[rfranklin]

6. Sex with Republicans is a perversion...

somewhat akin to anal penetration with a baseball bat.

[supernova]

7. Wondering why ForrestGump or ShortBusPresident

haven't shown up in this thread yet? :crazy: Not to mention MATCOM. You're falling down on the job! :P

Hey guys, this is right up your ... alley. Yeah, that's it. :D

[ForrestGump]

19. Hey, get that thing out of my alley!

I did my bit Ms nova...voted with the majority, just like in 2000. :D

[BurtWorm]

8. I prefer to call myself erotically different.

It sounds so much less dirty.

[LadeJarl]

9. Ofcourse!!!

Ofcourse I am!

Wouldn't have it any other way.

[bif]

10. My favorite sex quote

Sex, when it's good, it's real good. And when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

[WillyT]

15. Favorite Sex Bumper Sticker

"If you are what you eat,
I could be you by morning."

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

20. Maybe I WILL get a tattoo, after all

I've got the perfect slogan now....

[Hubert Flottz]

11. A pervert uses a feather from a chicken!

A Prevert uses the entire chicken!(Poultry In Motion)

[patdem]

12. Sex between CONSENTING ADULTS of any number is okay...

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Of course you're right. I meant "between" to imply mutuality

but of course you're right

[KG]

14. Darth Kitten calls me a perv.

but i think she means it as a compliment! :)

[dreissig]

16. Quadrisexual

Quadrisexual is men, women, animals and machines. Quinquisexual would add inanimate objects. If there were one more, that person would be sexisexual. I kinda like the sound of that!

[Township75]

17. I know this poll is full of BS...

because I can tell by how often most of you post here that you never have the opportunity to get perverted :D

Reread the post...it says "Are you a pervert?", not " Do you wish you could be a pervert?"

[Padraig18]

18. Sex is solely a matter...

... of what any 3 or more consenting adults do in the privacy of their home. :P

[populistmom]

21. I think pervertedness is in the eye of the beholder

I might think what you do is perverted. You might think what I do is preverted. Not a problem. There's someone out there for you no matter what you're into.
The only time it is a problem is when two people are in a relationship together and one person's idea of normal is another person's idea of perverted. Makes for complicated befellows to say the least.