Oh crap, is the LT gonna be pissed................ CAPTION

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

Guy on the right... Which one of you idiots left the keys in it?
Guy on the left.... Damn! My lunch was in there.
Two guys in middle..Shit, now we gonna have to walk home. My feet hurt already.

[pdx_prog]

1. IS IT SADAAM!?! IS IT SADAAM?!?!?!?

[underpants]

2. Okay grenade count right now!

:bounce:

[radfringe]

3. giggle

License and registration, please....

[Aristus]

4. "Now there's something you see every day.

Every damn day!"

[underpants]

5. Damn these Iraqi metermaids don't play f**karound do they Sarge?

:bounce:

[AlGore-08.com]

6. Dude... where's my car?

eom

[underpants]

7. Okay Jackson you're first on burnt heap guard, Miller you take second.....

Anyone who has been in the army knows that someone probably will have to guard that because dammit things need to be guarded.

[underpants]

8. We were told there would be a lot more flowers around to make our float

:thumbsdown:

[Brewman_Jax]

9. There goes a couple of days...

of having to write the reports on this. That sucks!

:crazy:

[CanuckAmok]

10. "US Army field tests new Pinto APC" n/t

[geniph]

11. "I told that idiot

not to smoke at the fuel dump, but did he listen? NOOOOO."

[skip fox]

12. "Well, Sarge, it looked like a schoolbus, but you can never

be too careful, right?"

[skip fox]

13. "That Army Intelligence guy that came by told us to make sure to check for

survivors."

[peterh]

14. Whatta ya think guys….was that a bad deal…

With A-hab the A-rab or what….

[skip fox]

15. "But she only smeared her lipstick . . .

ALLLLL over the pavement."

[Twillig]

16. Well, I guess we don't have to fill out any more

DA 2404's on this shitbox!

Sarge, you signed for it, right?