Teach your cat to whistle like a cougar

[mmm]

Cougars say 'wa wa wa wa' AND purr like crazy AND
whistle like a tea pot when they want you to
throw a pettin' on them.
The chance of violence at this time are 'absolute zero.'
ZERO. We have a young cougar
(the best boy) who has been teaching felis catus
to whistle like a tea pot. The results are amazing.

[DBoon]

1. Isn't it a little early to be hitting the bottle?

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[mkregel]

2. Think theyre hitting a little more than the bottle

perhaps something green, dark and sticky?

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[mmm]

5. I am sorry, bobcat

I am not toasted.
Thank you for reading my post.
Thank you for the intelligent response.

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[DBoon]

12. Sorry, it seemed like such a strange post

Teaching your cat to whistle sounded like something you do after too many margaritas.....

What do I know? I have neither domestic nor wild cat in my house. Just a dog that snores when he sleeps.

[Throckmorton]

6. So, what sound, if any, do they make just before they eat you?

Just so I know when one is going to eat me, not that living in Connecticut it is much of a danger. But, you never know.

[mmm]

7. I have spent many many hours working with wild cats

the cat lets you know when he wants company and when he does not.
I respect that, same as I would respect that in you.
I always know. Always. Why pretend to be an expert on something
you clearly know nothing about. (Not your first time, is it?)

[Throckmorton]

11. Please show me where I make any such claim?

Why attack people that ask you questions?

[lynx rufus]

10. mmm, please contact me.

We are working in similar areas.
Don't be upset by armchair cat experts.
It is very easy to know nothing, very difficult
to search for the truth.
Please contact me.

[newyawker99]

13. Hi lynx rufus!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast: