What do you want from the convienence store?

[Blue-Jay]

I'm out of beer and nearly out of smokes (filthy habit), so I'm going to take a walk to the Quickie-Mart.

I'm buying. What do you want me to pick up?

[La_Serpiente]

1. Get me

some Beef Jerky.

[Blue-Jay]

5. I used to get the "firecracker" sausages.

Then I read the label. "Beef lips"! Yuck! Fortunately, the "Tijuana Mama" brand doesn't have beef lips. I can live with the "mechanically-seperated chicken".

[ezgoingrl]

2. Bananna laffy taffy!

And root beer!

[fishnfla]

3. newspaper

thanks

[Girlfriday]

4. Archway cookies, any kind!

pleeeeease :bounce:

[SmileyBoy]

6. Some Ho-Hos and Lemon Lime Gatorade.

And don't forget the scratch lottery tickets.

[Blue-Jay]

10. OK. I'll get a scratchy.

If we win, I get half.

[SmileyBoy]

18. Sounds like a plan, man...

:-)

[Paragon]

7. One word

Slurpee.

If it's an "icee" or "frozen coke", don't bother -- not the same thing. Now where did I put my old Scooby-Doo collector's cups..?

[Nikia]

15. I'll take any frozen slush type drink

For some reason, this is much more satisfying than a simple soda.

[realFedUp]

8. In CA.....a lottery ticket.

:-)

[mkregel]

9. Similac

the big size. NateBaby needs sustinence, and his pacifier just ain't cutting it.

[MountainLaurel]

11. Coffee.

So that I can get through writing a paper tonight.

And a bagel and orange juice, so tht I don't have to fuck with breakfast in the a.m.

[Blue-Jay]

16. You can't get a decent bagel at the Quickie-Mart!

Tim Horton's is too far of a walk. How about some pork rinds instead? I'll even spring for barbeque-flavored.

[MountainLaurel]

20. Oh sweet Jeebus no!

I may be a hick at heart, but I refuse to eat anything that sounds like it was peeled from a swine.

[Blue-Jay]

21. Too late!

I just got back with some Happy Horny Hog® brand pigskins. They're all yours.

Sadly, the scratchy ticket was a bust. I should've known better. I never win when gambling.

[HawkerHurricane]

12. hmmm....

Some patato chips, cheese dip, and 2 liters of diet 7up.

I've got duty day munchies.

[baldguy]

13. chocolate syrup, condoms, 3 disposable cameras.

Ya know, for the weekend.

[DCDemo]

14. Some steamed dumplings....damn, we're not in Hong Kong! n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. Condoms for all the men in GD who want a choice

[MediumBrownDog]

19. Utz Cheese Puffs and a kosher dill pickle.

n/t

[short bus president]

22. Penthouse and some lotion

thanks!

I'll shake yer hand later.

[Blue-Jay]

26. Got the Penthouse, but not the lotion.

Will transmission fluid do?

[populistmom]

23. Gas for the car and a gallon of milk

That's all they're good for. Well, for me anyway. Occasionally gum.

[leftist_rebel1569]

24. $100,000 worth of lottery tickets...

pretty please? :D

Edit: Preferably Powerball

[peterh]

25. Since you’re buying….I won’t tax ya….

Just pick me up a bottle of 2-buck chuck….it’ll blend in well with the world series…

[Rowdyboy]

27. They don't have

fried chicken or egg rolls do they? That would be nice. If not, just bring me a fudgesickle.

[Blue-Jay]

28. "Fudgesickle" or "fudge-ickle"?

Regardless, I'm already back. How about an ice cream sammich instead? Those, I have.