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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:48 AM
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Cat turns nice: HEyHEY suspicious
my cat, whom I have a mutual hatered with, is suddenly playing mister nice guy. He's up on the desk interfering with the computer, I can hardly type, what gives? WHy is he mister nice guy now? Maybe cause my sister's dog was over and he thinks he's being replaced
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:49 AM
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1. Oh oh
check for damage somewhere.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:49 AM
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2. Seriously?
?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:51 AM
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3. He appears to be okay..no marks or anything
Making real nice with the head butts too.
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:54 AM
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6. Yes seriously
Not damage to him...to your furniture, plants, food supply, garbage pail.....?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:55 AM
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8. THE LITTLE BASTARD!
Doing the rounds now...
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:58 AM
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11. Nah nothing
Guess he's just in a friendly mood
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 01:00 AM
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15. Well if it's not guilt
then it's likely hunger or thirst.

Either that or he messed in your sheets, and you just haven't discovered it...yet. :D
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:53 AM
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4. he wants something...
hide the car keys and your wallet.

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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:54 AM
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5. he's playing you. :)
Cats own their people, not the other way around.
You better make nice. Remember what happened the
last time a cat was angry? :-D
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:55 AM
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7. That's the thing..he doesn't get angry
I'm thinking of taking him to a therapist, he seems to have a lot of repressed anger.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:56 AM
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9. he may need money for catnip again
Fucking junkie
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:57 AM
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10. He's either hungry
or he's set some kind of trap for you. Watch out for trip wires near the steps....;)
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:59 AM
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12. LOLOL
Good one!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:59 AM
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13. I bet there's a whole slue of catshit in my shoe
Edited on Thu Oct-23-03 01:00 AM by HEyHEY
Time to lay out the poison!

ATTN PETA MEMBERS: THIS WAS A JOKE
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 12:59 AM
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14. Or he has peed on HeyHey's pillow...
:shrug:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 01:00 AM
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16. See I hope he's done that
Cause he pissed on something of mine once, and I promised him if he ever did it again, I would pee on him.
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 01:02 AM
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17. Eeeeeuuuuuuuuw
But funny!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 01:05 AM
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18. yeah..that smell would NEVER come out of a pillow.
I'd have to make him steal me a new one from the neighbour's.
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 01:07 AM
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19. Not to mention
the smell of a wet, very angry peed-on cat...and you'll be sound asleep later....alone with him.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 01:09 AM
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20. He's fixed, isn't he?
If not, he could be horny!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 01:11 AM
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21. I question whether a proper job was done
He still has balls, however....small :shurg: I'm not a vet so I'm not sure.
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 01:18 AM
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22. uh oh
then he must be horny.

better let him out.

dp
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 02:24 AM
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24. Yeah ain't that weird?
Both my male cats have that residual ball thing going too.
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Myra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 01:28 AM
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23. Theories
-Is he feverish? If he's sick and has a temperature
he could be delirious. I once had to rush my cat
to the emergency vet in the middle of the night 'cause
she started staggering around. The first thing the
vet says, after petting her, is "what a nice kitty."

Red flag.
I knew right then that she was really sick 'cause
she's a bitch on wheels, not a "nice kitty." Sure
'nuff, she had a 105 degree temp and had to spend the
night there to get her temp back to normal. And her
behavior back to normal. She's now healthy, and
characteristically unpleasant. All is well.

-I assume the weather's getting a lot colder where you are,
what with it being late autumn and all. Cats abruptly get all
lovey dovey when it gets cold. They're suckin' up our body heat.

Just a couple of possibilities. Keep us posted. If this sudden
change in behavior persists, you may need to take him to a
hypnotist to get to the root of it.
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 07:57 AM
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28. Agree: Especially about the weather
Has it become cooler? Cool air can definitely make cats more friendly.
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 04:57 AM
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25. thinks you got a better deal going with the dog
Maybe cause my sister's dog was over and he thinks he's being replaced...

When my neighbors went on vacation, they gave me the keys to their house. My cat, who had been behaving badly, watched me go to their house, open the door, pet the dogs, play with the dogs, give them a biscuit and take them back in the house.

Returned home. Nice kitty. Nicest kitty I ever met.


Cher

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jumptheshadow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 07:44 AM
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26. Cat makes nice
Are you sure you didn't spill the tuna oil on your hands when you made that sandwich?
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 07:50 AM
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27. Be very, very suspicious
Edited on Thu Oct-23-03 07:56 AM by Lurking_Argyle
either he wants something, or is about to get caught. You might want to check your credit cards, bank account, phone calls, etc.

:silly:
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