Mon frère can you spare a CAPTION

[underpants]

[alexwcovington]

1. Monsieur President, Je ne voudrais jamais vous touche

Excuse my limited French skills...

[Scottie72]

2. Down low....

too slow Mr. President.

[Cat Atomic]

3. Hey Jacque- can you spot me $87 billion? Just 'till Wednesday.

I promise.

[wysimdnwyg]

4. Um, George,...

Do you know where that hand's been?

[Loonman]

5. "don't smile at me like that, George"

n/t

[Kamika]

6. "gimme five dawg"

ooh i kill myself

[Hubert Flottz]

7. "When I was a kid back in Texas I could Jacque with this hand ..

so fast that my whickerbill looked like it was forked on the end! I could change hands and gain a stroke I was so quick!"

Jacque sez, "Don't hand me that shit!"

[MGKrebs]

8. Ahh, monsieur, you theenk we are weak?

I weell crush that leettle hand as if eet were a croissant!

[trogdor]

10. I would fart in your general direction...

...but you beat me to it!

[peekaloo]

9. Okay George, every douche bag needs a little squeeze now and then.

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. PSYCHE!!!!

Thought you were gonna get me eh'?

[cosmicdot]

12. Chirac:laissez-moi se secouer la main du plus grand terroriste au monde

Smirk: thank you, thank you, merci buttercups ... I love to hear you speak that freedom language

[alexwcovington]

15. lol

Good one.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Jacque Sez................................................................

"Jorge do you know the difference between a penis and a chicken leg?" Shrub sez, "Well...Duuh... Err... Ahh... Umm... No!" Jacque sez, "Boy, I'd like to take you on a picnic someday!"

[HEyHEY]

14. Jacque "No it's not in that hand either!" - bush "I like magic"

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Jacque sez, Jorge which hand do you wipe your ass with?"

Jorge sez, "Duuh...Err...My Right Hand!"
Jacque sez, "Well Jorge, you should try toilet paper instead of your hand sometime, it's not nearly so smelly and messy!"

[pdx_prog]

17. Shake hands?

PSYCH!!!!

[xultar]

18. Not so fast...did u wash?

[skip fox]

19. W. just got done saying:

"Well, when ever I run into a problem,I do like my pappy told me. Put my wishes in one hand and shit in the other. Then, I see which one weighs more. It help me put things in perspective. So, what ja say, pal, let's shake and make up!"

And Chirac says, swiftly withdrawing hand, "Yikes!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. Mon Dieu! Get zee iodine!

I must wipe zee germs off!

[LuLu550]

21. dubya's saying

"go 'head, KISS IT, jus' like you kissed my wife's hand! I'm more 'portant than she is!"

[Hubert Flottz]

22. Jacque Sez, "Jorge that hand of yours is covered with Brown......

Poop-On!" "La Phew!"