Lamest move that you ever put on someone that worked

[MrScorpio]

I just said, "Let's do it."

I was surprised when she said yes.

[neuvocat]

1. I can't exactly say.

All my moves are pretty lame.

:D

[blueknight]

3. any move i use

would be considered lame as hell

[Debi]

2. I put both my feet over my head

Seemed to get their attention :P

(that and tying a cherry stem in a knot w/my tounge)

[BurtWorm]

4. That cracked me up!

(So to speak.)

[Debi]

6. Oh boy

:rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

5. "Vogue-ing" on a coffee table

to impress him.

Hey you said lame. That was pretty damn lame.

[Debi]

7. It worked?

:bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. (carrying over stalking from other thread) - (just kidding)

Is that the guy you ended up marrying?

Vogue-ing on a coffee table - you know, I think I might have been intrigued by any woman who did that, too. As long as she did it well. It's just odd enough to get my attention and respect.

[Bouncy Ball]

14. It did work.

And no, it was not the man I'm married to now. It was some guy I kissed later for several minutes, then he said he had a girlfriend and I said goodbye to him and went back to my Vogue-ing, only this time, it was just....for.....me.

And it was good. Oh yes, the Vogue-ing was v good.

[ahem]

8. Displaying my garter belted stocking

This was years ago -- I think I was 21 -- I was driving my friend home from work one night, and I hitched my skirt up just the slightest bit before I got behind the wheel. It was enough to allow my black garter belt to show from the side slit of my skirt. I actually thought I was being subtle at the time. It's sort of cheesy thinking about it now, but he got the message loud and clear. And yes, it worked.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Was that in like 1955?

Or do women still wear garter belted stockings? I really have no idea.

[ahem]

13. No! In the 90's

They aren't too popular for everyday wear now, but I have a retro love of garter belts and stockings. I still wear them (but don't show them off.)

A practical plus to them is that they aren't as hot and uncomfortable as pantyhose or tights. And they really do look nice. Hubby loves them.

[Sugar Smack]

10. Once, I shook a bag of Sugar Babies at a guy across the room

and started tearing the bag open VERY SLOWLY. He was like, "Me?" and I rolled my eyes at him like, "Who ELSE would it be?" Then he made his way over, and he bought me a beer. We talked a little, it was fun and that was that.

And I gave him 1/2 the Sugar Babies.

[MrScorpio]

12. Oh it had to involve sugar with you

Making a note; Remember the sweets

[Bouncy Ball]

15. How about non-lame move that worked?

Such as licking my lips and lowering my eyes? Never. Failed.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Once, while fishing for (insert synonym of cat here) in an Internet forum,

I'd keep posting messages implying how much of a stud I was and how easily chicks would fall for me, in the hopes one of them would feel attracted.

No, wait, scrap that. That didn't work. And it wasn't me.

[Abelman]

17. "You wanna fool around?"

Then she said yes. It was awesome.

[ronnykmarshall]

18. "You want some'a dis?"

Works for gay guys.

[HEyHEY]

19. "Just give me five minutes"

I swear I'm not making that up

[tigereye]

25. oh you can't be serious

that is funny and disturbing at the same time!

[fudge stripe cookays]

20. A cute waiter at Katz's Deli....

it was the late 80s; my friends and I had been out dancing. I had endorphins making me wacky!

He came to take my order. I said, "I'd like a bagel and cream cheese, a chocolate shake, and your phone number."

He gave it to me, and we became short term %^&* buddies.
FSC

[Hardrada]

21. One time I was doing an impression

Of a Viennese symphony orchestra conductor and this girl thought I was funny and we ended up in bed all night. Of course we were kind of drunk too. Fun though. Sigh. (Ou sont les neiges d'antan?)

[Radical Activist]

22. I made a bet on an air hockey game.

She let me win.

[autorank]

23. That's not lame, that's brilliant! She was scheming on you. Excellent

[Ramsey]

24. Move?

I don't even have to move. They just seem to come, like that damn baseball diamond in Field of Dreams.

:evilgrin: