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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-03 08:31 PM
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Mary had a little lamb
And it was made of mutton.
Every time it wagged its tail
It showed its George Bush button.

Sorry. I just had a really long day and had to do something silly & stupid.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-03 08:32 PM
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1. Your silliness rocks!
Edited on Wed Oct-22-03 08:33 PM by eleny
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karlschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-03 08:57 PM
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2. Reminds me...
Two Montana sheep ranchers wanted to get their sheep to market in Texas faster than trucks could get them there...so they bought an old DC-3 plane and loaded it up with wooly critters.

Over the mountains of Wyoming, one engine quit. Things were looking bleak as they searched for a place to land, then the other engine quit.

"What do we do now?" shouted the first rancher

The other answered "Get your parachute, we have to bail out!"

"But what about the sheep?" the first one asked in panic.

"Fuck 'em!" he replied.

"Uh, do we have time?"

:D
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 01:19 PM
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3. So, how do Minnesota dairy farmers pratice safe sex?
The mark an X on the cows that kick.
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Maine Mary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 01:27 PM
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4. Yup I did
Her name was Sally. My parents and sisters ate her though. :-( (I refused)
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