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donotpassgo Donating Member (867 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 05:13 PM
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Ahhhhh...the warm, loving, tolerant message of Jesus as told by Freepers..
In response to GWB stressing that Islam is not evil:

-Give the guy a break. Talk softly and carry a big stick. You sure are peaceful. BAM! I sure like them robes. KABOOM!

-Bush is starting to smell from all the arab and Mexican butt kissing.

-Mohammed was an illiterate, lying, murdering, pedifile with a terminal disease that made him hallucinate

-Islam hates Jesus as much as Satan did when he was kicked out of heaven with 1/3 of the heavenly host.

-It's not even a religion in any rational sense of the word. It's a freaking induced mental disorder

-Project that some scholars acting as agents may consider undertaking:
Translate the Qu'ran from its original Arabic to modern English vernacular. Rewrite the more inflammatory passages or eliminate them and all references to them altogether. Then retranslate the redacted text into Arabic, and seize all the old versions, replacing them with the revised verses for distribution to every Muslim household.

-This is a holy war. Plain. Simple

-Which parts are good? The shoving the ass 5 times in the air a day for their allah

-Exactly, President Bush is saying this B.S to pander to rag heads over here to get their votes next year.


Don't you just feel the warm loving glow of the Heavenly father wash over you while reading this? Man..."Blessed are the Peacemakers, wicked are the dirty Islamofacists" is truly my favorite verse.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1006806/posts?q=1&&page=51
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 05:18 PM
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1. no doubt
these freaks describe themselves as "Christians". :puke:
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 05:20 PM
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2. Ok when are these boys
Edited on Thu Oct-23-03 05:21 PM by nadinbrzezinski
joining though?

I mean if they believe the heap they write, when are they joining
the great crusading armies of the West?

Oh and not all Muslim countries keep wommen as third rate citizens,
the Saudis do, but they missed the Presiddent of Malasya, it is a SHE.

What a bunch of COWARDS... I am sure though that their SUVs are festooned with falling apart flags, (made in China of course)
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 05:24 PM
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3. Let's allow public school prayer
and have the prayers led by a Muslim student. Watch how quickly these people will start pissing and moaning about "separation of church and state" and how school prayer is "coercive".

Sometimes its right to go along with some of the other side's ideas to prove a point.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 05:45 PM
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4. bless their pointy lttle heads
jesus would be proud of them,wouldn`t he..morans....
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Bozola Donating Member (992 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 06:02 PM
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5. Freepers are the dog turds on the sidewalk of democracy.


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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 06:03 PM
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6. As ever, freeps place gold, silver and bronze
in the Being Wrong About Everything decathlon.

Hmmmmm, where to start, where to start. (Not lecturing DUers here; figure the freeper lurkers will be dropping by this thread momentarily):
Jesus is an honored prophet under Islam. Mohammed is considered the last prophet, not the only one.
Criticising Muslims for praying a lot is a little, um, counterintuitive for professed Bible-thumping members of the religious right, isn't it?
Pretty much the only hate-filled form of Islam is Wahhabism, the form taught and enshrined in law in Saudi Arabia. You know, those guys your Houston oil barons are so intent on staying kissy-kissy with no matter how many of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi.
Hey! Let's translate the Quran to English, cut out all the scary parts, then translate it back into Arabic! Three problems: 1) They're fundamentalist nuts, too! Nobody'd have the least interest in your bowdlerized translation. 2) They memorize it by heart, so getting rid of the original version would be a little tricky, unless you're planning to kill everybody (and everybody knows freepers are much too humanitarian for that!) 3) Hey! (Assuming 1 & 2 didn't obtain) why not just cut out the inflammatory parts WITHOUT TRANSLATING IT. Or would that be too logical?
And Jesus was a nice Jewish boy who never said word one about being the Messiah, the Son of God, or founding a new religion. Maybe while you're reading up on anti-Islamic tracts, you might take a look at some actual scholarship and take up Historical Jesus studies.

Well anyway, at least they ran the table.
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 06:23 PM
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7. on Wahhabism...
recall that it was the only religious belief that was NOT allowed in Saddam's Iraq

too often I see people on the right who refer to Iraqi's collectively as Muslims, or use things like burkas to depict Iraqi women, etc. It's not the case..
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 06:36 PM
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8. Reminds me of a bumper sticker that pissed me off
so bad I couldn't see straight:

TRUTH NOT TOLERANCE

Do these folks ever read anything (other than Revelation) of the New Testament? Did the gentle Nazarene of the Gospels ever say anything like the above? Ever? Or was he quoted saying things like "turn the other cheek"? "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"?

Their professed religion, Christianity, is supposed to be based on love. Love of their God, love of their fellow man, love of themselves. Three strikes and you're out, bubba. It doesn't say "love of all my fellow man except the ones that do things I think are icky or who worship in ways I think are weird."
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mbartko Donating Member (199 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-03 07:02 PM
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9. Good stuff!
I work closely with Muslims and other faiths in my city. I always take this stuff and send it to the mailing list (7000 people, I think) and I preface each message, with: "I would never tell you who to vote for, it's your choice. BUT -" This stuff is worth its weight in gold.

Mohammed was illiterate, as was most of Arabia at that time. But a pedIfile? He didn't have the benefit of a public school system. Or a spell checker. What's this guy's excuse?

Moran.
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