Good Halloween joke!

[Archae]

On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by
the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a
bucket with nuts and sat down by the tree, out of
sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,"
said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled
out toward the fence.

Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy.
As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside
the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure
enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for
you, one for me."

He knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered. "It's
Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the
cemetery."

He cycled down the road as fast as he could and found
an old man hobbling along with a cane. "Come here
quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard.
Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing
the souls."

The man said, "Shoo, you brat, can't you see I'm
finding it hard to walk as it is." But after several
pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence, they heard, "One for you, one
for me. One for you, one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the
truth. Let's find out if we can see the devil
himself." Shivering with fear, they peered through the
fence, but they were still unable to see anything. The
old man and the boy gripped the wrought-iron bars of
the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a
glimpse of Satan.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one
last one for you. That's all. Now let's go get those
nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."

They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes
before the boy.

[FloridaJudy]

1. My favorite halloween T-Shirt

"Somewhere along the line our sewing circle took a strange turn".