The Capt. Cook of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow! Hawaii! Belly dancers and hanging ten! Pinecone drinks and shirts that need batteries! Boy, this is going to be great! First thing I wanta see is where they filmed Casablanca. Damn, this place is fine!"

[Bossy Monkey]

1. Call Ken Starr! He's about to get lei'd by a woman not his wife!

Sorry! I'll do penance.

[skip fox]

3. There's never enough penance for some acts, you know.

Check Websters: Pun (n.), 1. an unpardonable sin. . . . etc.

:toast:

[VaLabor]

2. "George...

"George, it's like this. Lift the hand so the palm is facing outward. No, no. Outward. And then move it back and forth. George...George...you IDIOT!"

[maxanne]

4. "look honey, there's Gopher,

Julie, and Captain Steubing!"

[skip fox]

5. "Hey, Laura, what do you say we ask around after Gilligan's

Island. Maybe we can find a clue about where they are and save them. Betja my poll numbers would shoot through the roof. Wow, wouldn't it be great if we could find 'em?"

[cosmicdot]

6. W: sure glad we didn't spend money traveling when we were younger

... what a waste of money that would have been ...