YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN QUOTES!

[Seneca]

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous Shwanstooker!
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof!
Igor: He's going to be very popular.

[ixion]

1. Put the candle Back...

hmmmm... seems to be more funny in context ;-)

[latebloomer]

2. AB normal!

[AlGore-08.com]

3. Could be worse. Could be raining.

eom

[stanwyck]

4. No tongue!

Absolutely adore Madeline Kahn in that movie.

[thom1102]

32. Taffeta, darling.

Taffeta, sweetheart.
No, dear, the dress. It's taffeta, it wrinkles real easily.

[utopian]

5. Come back, I was going to make espresso

LMFAO the first time I heard that. In fact, I'm LMFAO just thinking about it.

[Archae]

6. "Frau Blucher!"

(Horses whinny) :-)

[jenm]

7. what knockers

why thank you doctor

[bleedingheart]

8. he Vas my BOYFRIEND!

[niyad]

9. what hump?

[niyad]

10. htat's fronk-en-steen

[Pert_UK]

11. There...there wolf!........There castle...........

:-)

P.

[LizW]

12. Puttin' on the ritz! (n/t)

[niyad]

13. roll. roll. roll in ze hay

[never cry wolf]

14. Check out this page

I once downloaded and burned a cd for a friend full of sound clips from the movie.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/4159/

Igor, could you give me a hand with the bags?
Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban!

on edit: Apparently alot of DUers may be trying to hit this page, it is temporarily down, here's another:

http://www.moviesounds.com/youngf.html

[oxymoron]

15. Walk this way

[toddzilla]

16. blucha!!!

(horses winny again)

[AlGore-08.com]

17. Nice grouping!

To ze lumberyard!

[oxymoron]

18. I don't like zis place.

reply: Oh, I don't know...an occasional table and a few throw pillows would help.

[LizW]

19. Abby.......

Normal!

[mmm]

20. Vhere is ze human doodle?

Gar is explodink the area and
dravalink light!

[mmm]

21. und how doz zee travell?

flushink down zee toilatte bowl.
Now zavaylabell in shteam a grates and a backwhater bohgs!
a hahahahahahha

[bpcmxr]

22. "Sedagive"??!!!

eom

[GregW]

23. Oh! Sweet mystery of life I've found you!

[salmonhorse]

24. "Damn your eyes!"

"Too late..."

[salmonhorse]

25. "You haven't touched your food..."

"There!" play, fool, splatter the plate filled with food, "I've touched it!"

[demgrrrll]

26. Your poo-poo undies......n/t

.

[FloridaJudy]

27. Pardon me, boy: is this the Transylvania station?

"Somewhere along the line, our sewing circle took a strange turn"

[BiggJawn]

28. "Ja, Ja, Track twenty-nine...."

"Voodjoo lika Shine?"

[Lisa]

29. "Walk this way ..."

(Dr. Friedrich accepts Igor's cane and emulates his sideways limp)

[no_hypocrisy]

30. Inga: He vould have an enormous Shwanstooker!

The word is "Wonnstucke", German for joystick.

[CBHagman]

43. Nope, it's Schwanzstuecker.

"Schwanz," which literally means "tail," is a crude term for the penis.

On edit: I hope that none of my former professors finds this thread! :-)

[Lost4words]

31. class dismissed

[thom1102]

33. He's in there all day and all night.

Let him, let him.

[Az]

34. I distinctly heard a yummy sound

MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[thom1102]

35. Vhat did you get from him?

mmmmmmmm...
oh-
wait-
no-
oh-
SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU!

[MissMillie]

36. FF: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?

Igor: Certainly. You take the blonde, and I'll take the one in the turban.

[MissMillie]

37. Oh yeah, and...

"Put ze candle beck!"

[WoodrowFan]

38. My computer plays a YF wav file when I boot up

"It's Alive, it's aaaallliiivvveeeee!"

[Az]

44. Back during the early days of MMORPG (Ultima Online)

the servers would crash all the time. To continue your addiction you had to wait for them to come back online. I had a utility that would monitor the servers and let me know when they were back. I had it set to play the "Its alive" wav whenever it came back. It would sometimes come back at odd times while we were watching something. The computer would start shouting "Its alive...ITS ALLIVE... ITS ALIVE!!!!".

[CO Liberal]

39. "PUDDEE OH DA RIIIIIIII"

That's the closest I can get to Peter Boyle's rendition of "Putting On The Ritz".

:-)

[peekaloo]

40. Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?

Igor: And you won't be angry?
Fredrick: I will *not* be angry!
Igor: Abby Someone.
Fredrick: Abby Someone. Abby Who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Fredrick: Abby Normal.
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

[thom1102]

41. You mean to tell me that I put an

abnormal brain into a 7 foot tall, 300 lb GORILLA!!!!

[thom1102]

42. Would the doctor care for a brandy?

Some varm milk perhaps?
Ovaltine?

[geniph]

45. "Would you want me like this?

so close to our wedding, so near we can almost TASTE it?"

[geniph]

46. "You men are all alike!

Seven or eight quick ones, and you're off with the boys...to boast and brag...well, you better keep your mouth shut!"