I know a man named Elvester.

[Syrinx]

Do you?

[grasswire]

1. is this a limerick?

It sounds like the beginning of a limerick.

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. Who lived next door one fall semester

One night dark and scary
He ate a canary
so now we all call him Sylvester.

[Syrinx]

3. no but it could be

I just know a man named Elvester, and I think that's a funny name. He's a good guy. Real country, but a good guy.