CAPTIONING is fundamental

[underpants]

[demnan]

1. She never gives up, does she?

but I'm afraid she'll never teach him to read.

[underpants]

7. Nope she's a real trooper that one

Go get'em girl

[chefgirl]

2. Heh heh heh....

..."you said udder"...


-chef-

[GOPisEvil]

3. George Bush lei'd in Hawaii

:-)

[underpants]

4. W receives his weekly agriculture briefing

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

5. Laura points out that George has learned to color within the lines.

[underpants]

6. Reliving old times the Bushes look at the sales brochure for the ranch

Actually no that old, 2000 to be exact.

[wysimdnwyg]

8. "Look, George, there are some cows!...

Do you know what cows say?"

[underpants]

9. Uh ..........I dunnoh where's the string?

Mooooooooooo

[zbdent]

12. "The cow says 'It takes a village to raise a child!' - HA HA HA!

. . .

What?"

[cosmicdot]

10. W jokes: you'd think people wouldn't let me close to an

elementary school and a book reading ...

[skip fox]

11. W. is sputtering between laughs and snorts, "Damn!

Can you imagine that?!!? Wow! The little calf came home after all and everybody was waiting for him and nobody was even very mad about the fire! And then (laugh, snort, pop) his brother has to give him back his half of the stable (crackle, smack, nose bubble) but then the brother puts a frosty cream pie in his bed (static, zap, the smell of burning rubber) . . . and come night. . . . Wow!. . . .That was GREAT (sniggle, splat, blort, zing)!"

[skip fox]

13. W. is "thinking": "Geez. That's really silly. Everybody knows

cows don't live in houses. Not even in the East."