CAPTION W trying to figure out how he can land on the USS Arizona

[underpants]

President Bush (news - web sites), second right, and first lady Laura Bush, second left, look out from the Commander Navy Region (COMNAVREG) Boat as they begin their tour of Pearl Harbor in Hawaii, Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003. Also pictured are National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice (news - web sites), fourth left, Hawaii governor Linda Lingle, third left, and Adm. Thomas Fargo, far right, who is giving the tour. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak

[GOPisEvil]

1. Over? It's not over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[underpants]

2. Germans?

Forget it he's rolling

Hahahaha

[CatWoman]

15. hahahahahahahahahaha

One of my favorite scenes :D

[XNASA]

7. w: "I am the Captain of the Pinafore!"

ALL:
And a right good captain, too!

w:
You're very, very good,
And be it understood,
I command a right good crew,

ALL:
We're very, very good,
And be it understood,
He commands a right good crew.

w:
Though related to a peer,
I can hand, reef, and steer,
And ship a selvagee;
I am never known to quail
At the furry of a gale,
And I'm never, never sick at sea!

ALL:
What, never?

w:
No, never!

ALL:
What, never?

w:
Hardly ever!

ALL:
He's hardly ever sick at sea!
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For the Captain of the Pinafore!

[Richardo]

9. I can't read this now without seeing Bart and Sideshow Bob performing it

:D

[PurityOfEssence]

14. I polished up the handle so carefully, that now I am the ruler of the

Queen's Navy!

(Of course, Junior would have had someone do it for him.)

Yes, the Sideshow Bob rendition was fabulous; too bad Grammer's a Republican.

[underpants]

3. Hey Cap'in where's Gopher?

Laura is looking for Isaac :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Love...exciting and new...come aboard...we're expecting you...

Did Julie ever kick her dope habit? :shrug:

argh - can't spell

[peekaloo]

5. Should we place a wreath in the water for the USS Minnow?

[Zuni]

19. I hope this is only a 3 hour tour

[underpants]

6. When does the mechanical shark jump out of the water?

:bounce:

[Richardo]

8. "Pearl Harbor - reminds me of SOMETHING..."

"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times."

— Guess who?; Tokyo, Japan, Feb. 18, 2002

[XNASA]

10. I remember when Poppy got the date wrong at a speech.

The date of Pearl Harbor. Can't remember what he said exactly, but everyone in the audience was looking at him like, "What the hell's the matter with this guy?"

[JM]

11. Man, I hope

that Commander Waddle fella ain't drivin' this dinghy...

[slinkerwink]

16. hahaha

Hmmm, what's this white thing I'm holding onto?

[cosmicdot]

12. W is thinking: what's that term, day gsa voodoo or something ...

like, I feel I've been here before ... maybe it's because we talked about Pearl Harbor so darn much, especially in the summer of 2001 ... down at Crawford, I know it came up between stem cells and clearing brush ... now, that I'm here ... I wonder why we were saying we needed another one of these?

[zbdent]

13. "Isn't this where the USS Reagan was nuked by the Iraqies

in the Crimean war?"

[Zuni]

17. When do we get to ride on the boat?

I was told we would be laying flowers on a goddamned boat!

I am CinC, and I demand we take the Arizona out and shell one of those loser islands out there!

[Zuni]

18. Where is the f-in boat, laura?

Condi---I am gonna have some Admiral's head for taking the boat out when I came to see it.

[Braden]

20. Condeliesa tells Dumbya; " we never thought they would use bombs

to sink battleships sir"

[Bossy Monkey]

21. No, read the actual US News caption

quoted by underpants. Laura second from left? She sure is looking like Tom Clancy today!

[underpants]

22. I didn't even notice that

Actually they have the Governor (in blue) as both the Governor and the first lady. I guess Pickles needs to go back wearing those nucular pink outfits to be noticed.

[Best_man23]

23. Who sank my battleship???!!!

Turns to admiral standing next to him and says "Captain, I want my name in gold in the marble just like some of those fellas back at the dock. I'm president, I deserve to have my name in gold."

Note: For those who have never visited Pearl Harbor, there is a listing of names of those who were lost. The ones in gold denote Medal of Honor recipient.