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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 11:21 AM
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Poll question: Okay, Who Farted?
...Well.....
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T_i_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 11:21 AM
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1. I DID!!!!!!!!!!!
:evilgrin:
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 11:51 AM
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6. No way
prevailing winds would carry it over France
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T_i_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 12:05 PM
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8. The way the wind is blowing at the moment
would send my own noxious emmisions in the general direction of Denmark!

I'll wait for the right moment before I can say...

...George W. Bush, I fart in your general direction!!!

I should also add that his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. :evilgrin:
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 11:30 AM
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2. Me, just now, inspired by this post.
You can't begin to imagine. A seemingly non-stop stream of gaseous demons. I must have been unknowingly holding it in for hours.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 11:30 AM
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3. I'm not sure...
... but I think it was the dog.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 11:34 AM
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5. My dad always says
"Ladies don't fart, but they often sit near dogs that do." ;)

Btw, it was shortbus. :P
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 11:32 AM
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4. Yewwwwwwww.....
Dubya, go into the bathroom next time!!
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 11:54 AM
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7. Magicrat, he who smelt it...
dealt it!

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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 01:03 PM
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9. not I
cool emoticon, BTW :)
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 01:06 PM
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10. Blame it on the dog
Baaad doggy! Little farty doggy!!

:)
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 01:07 PM
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11. I just made egg salad sandwiches
Silly
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 04:09 PM
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15. Sounds good...I'm starving...
And eggs sound good...
Duckie
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 01:21 PM
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12. Kephra
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 03:32 PM
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13. The dog! (nm)
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5thGenDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 03:57 PM
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14. That's not a fart
GWB is back from Asia.
John
Luckily for the Asians.
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